why do all the georgeous bi-sexual super models only want me for my body?

[matcom]

i mean after 2 or 3 of you share a bed with me, can't we discuss the geo-political effects of the free market system?

i always feel so used afterwards :cry:

[jobycom]

1. Hey, smart men don't want to be supermodels. Try oceanographers.

[LynneSin]

2. Sweetie, I have a feeling they aren't there for you but for Mrs. Matcom

You're probably just getting in the way!

:loveya:

[southlandshari]

3. Damn you.

Was looking for the perfect image for a reply to this, and forgot moderately safe search was off on this computer.

:cry:


(and no, I will not tell you what term I was searching on)

:scared:

[matcom]

4. stupid teenager always turning off your safe search

x(

[southlandshari]

5. Who you calling a stupid teenager?

:rofl:

That's midlo's daughter. Mine is six.





Oh shit. You don't think.....

:scared:

[matcom]

6. i thinks she is researching what it would take

to become a bi-sexual supermodel when she grows up

[southlandshari]

7. Some people are never satisfied.

I already compromised and let her become a future Hooter's girl (hey - we get a 10% discount out of it!)...

x(

[matcom]

8. DAMN!

discounted WINGS!! :bounce:

[southlandshari]

9. That and...

all those girls fall all over us when we go in once a week. Hell, the men hate to see us coming because they get neglected when she's in the house!

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Just for that, I am sending you a picture of her via PM

that will make you *drool*.....Give me a minute to find it.

[southlandshari]

11. LOL - Midlo!

Please don't feed the perverts!

:rofl:

[matcom]

12. feed me!

FFEEEEEEDDDD ME!! :bounce:

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Check your PM.

And then get back to me with accolades about how beautiful she is.

[matcom]

14. WOW!

:wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:

and i am a REAL sucker for pretty eyes

congrats!

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Thank you, kind sir. She is a beauty.

And, if you knew me or her dad, you would be shocked. We are totally average looking, but my kids are stunners, if I say so myself.

How in God's name did that happen?

[EstimatedProphet]

15. Do you expect them to want you for your sparkling personality?

:P

[matcom]

17. it turns out they want me for my...

scooter :cry:

[EstimatedProphet]

21. LOL

[Madrone]

18. Right here!

Wooooooork!

[yvr girl]

19. Did you check to see if they speak English first?

It might help.

[matcom]

20. they TALK TOO?

who knew :shrug:

[jus_the_facts]

22. dream until your dreams come true.....