I have recieved my summons to be God - Democratic Underground

DanCa

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Fri Jan-27-06 12:59 AM
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I have recieved my summons to be God

Edited on Fri Jan-27-06 01:00 AM by DanCa

Well I thought I did. It turned out just to be my sister talkin' thru the upstairs vent.

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KitchenWitch

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Fri Jan-27-06 01:00 AM
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1. I thought SeattleGirl was god...

Color me confused...

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DanCa

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Fri Jan-27-06 01:01 AM
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2. No I am god but instead of a beard I have a goatee.

Edited on Fri Jan-27-06 01:01 AM by DanCa

And the harp I play is the harmonica.

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KitchenWitch

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Fri Jan-27-06 01:06 AM
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3. oh, okay

I will go edit the scriptures then.

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DanCa

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Fri Jan-27-06 01:09 AM
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4. Cool but if you want a accurate description

I have blonde hair a goatee, a buzz cut number one and I am wearring black sweats and a springsteen t shirt. (White robes are so passe).

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RevCheesehead

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Fri Jan-27-06 01:12 AM
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6. don't you go pissin' on my white robes.

Even if they are washable! :grr:

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DanCa

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Fri Jan-27-06 01:21 AM
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9. For the Rev verse two of Down by the River Side.

Edited on Fri Jan-27-06 01:23 AM by DanCa

I'll put on my long white robes down by the river side, down by the river side, down by the river side. Ill put on my long white robes down by the river side. And I'll study war no more.
My problem with white is that anything i wear makes me look like a cross between Boss Hogg and the State Puft marshmallow man.

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SeattleGirl

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Fri Jan-27-06 01:14 AM
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8. Nope, just the Reverent High Priestess of the

Church of Ethereal Pleasure. But I can make you think you've seen God! :evilgrin:

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DanCa

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Fri Jan-27-06 01:22 AM
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10. ROFLMAO. Shes got me "there." :D

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SeattleGirl

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Fri Jan-27-06 01:24 AM
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11. Ding ding ding ding ding!

She's a winnah!

You should know better than to mess with me!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :evilgrin:

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Wapsie B

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Fri Jan-27-06 01:11 AM
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5. Blasphemer!

Everyone knows Elvis is God! ;-)

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Fri Jan-27-06 01:12 AM
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7. My dear DanCa.......

Now THIS is clever of you!

Two copycats for the price of one!

My thread, and Robb's!

I am flattered, my dear......

:yourock:

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NMMNG

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Fri Jan-27-06 02:02 AM
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12. That's ok. GWB thought he got one too.

Turned out it was just Karl Rove talking through the intercom. :shrug:

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SeattleGirl

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Fri Jan-27-06 02:04 AM
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13. LOL!

:rofl:

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Extend a Hand

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Fri Jan-27-06 02:11 AM
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14. Entire house, dark sided TOO! Gargoyles!

the God warrior is coming to get you! ;)

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SeattleGirl

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Fri Jan-27-06 02:12 AM
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15. Eeeek! Not the God Warrior!!!!

:scared:

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Extend a Hand

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Fri Jan-27-06 02:20 AM
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16. be afraid

be veeeerrrrry afraid.

:rofl:

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SeattleGirl

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Fri Jan-27-06 02:22 AM
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17. Oh, I AM!!!!!!

:rofl:

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