It's time for The Onion! Man walks on the fucking Moon.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. My favorite Onion hed of all time

Well, tied with the one that said everybody killed JFK. :wow:

[XemaSab]

2. Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket.

:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

3. You asked ........

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Do they have a search function?

I've never seen one, and there's one story from "Our Dumb Century" I'd really love to find.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

7. Yes they do.

:popcorn:

[Rhiannon12866]

4. More Companies Phasing Out Retirement Option

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44679

[MrScorpio]

6. "Our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is finally over."

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28784

[madinmaryland]

9. The scary thing, is that is exactly what * has done.

:scared:

[eyepaddle]

15. I remember that one

I'd say I was wowed by their prescience on this--except it was pretty obvious to us all.

I HAD to email that to a right-wing friend of mine.

[Ladyhawk]

8. I wanted to buy the t-shirt of this, but wasn't sure where I could wear it

without getting arrested in this small town. :)

Last time I checked the headline shirts weren't available anymore. :( Bummer.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. I've often wondered if that's what was really going through their minds

I think that if I were the first person to walk on the moon, that's what would be in my head. "I'm on the moon - the moon for Christ's sake! The fucking moon!!" just like the article says.

[Rob H.]

11. The transcript is killing me

TRANQUILITY: This is Tranquility Base. The Eagle has landed. Jesus H. Christ, Houston. We're on the fucking moon. Over.

HOUSTON: Roger, Tranquility, we copy you. We cannot believe you are on the fucking moon. Repeat: Cannot fucking believe it. Over.

:rofl:

[edbermac]

12. That is NOT Neil Armstrong by the flag, it's Buzz Aldrin...

Neil had the only camera; there are only about 3 or 4 shots of him on the moon and they're not all that good...

[edbermac]

13. dupe delete

Neil had the only camera; there are only about 3 or 4 shots of him on the moon and they're not all that good...

[edbermac]

14. dupe delete

Neil had the only camera; there are only about 3 or 4 shots of him on the moon and they're not all that good...