Will the Apocalypse be a good excuse to start drinking again?

[Jara sang]

I just hope I can get to the liquor store before the looters do.

[Dave Reynolds]

1. Just stash a bottle or two now,

you only need to wait until late spring until Israel goes into Iran.

[Jara sang]

3. I better get some hookers and some heroin too.

[bridgit]

2. the Apocalypse will be a great excuse to call in sick...

:thumbsup:

[xmas74]

7. Good idea.

I think I'll use that excuse next week.

[democracyindanger]

4. Dunno, but I'm gonna get stoned out of my melon for the Rapture.

People floating skyward? That definitely calls for enhancement.

[Jara sang]

5. you think God will smite you for being fucked up on Judgement Day?

[democracyindanger]

6. Not even.

Rastafarianism is closer to the truth then most people think. :P

[x-g.o.p.er]

8. You DO NOT need a reason to drink

Just remember that when the frogs are falling from the sky, Capt Morgan is your friend.

[Jara sang]

9. Does the Lord have a little bit of the Cap'n in Him?