While I think it is the barfiness. Poutine is OK. WTF.really (look inside)

[Omphaloskepsis]

Doritos currently come in a more extensive line in Canada:

* Nacho Cheese --ok
* Cool Ranch --ok
* Spicy Nacho --ok
* Zesty Cheese --ok
* Jalapeño and Cheddar --ok
* Baked Nacho Cheese --ok
* Rollitos --ok
* Guacamole! --ok (slightly WTF)
* Bold BBQ --ok
* Dill-licious --WTF
* Black Pepper Jack --ick but not scary
* Extreme Kickin' Chili --WTF
* Nacho Italiano --please explain
* Ketchup --eat shit and die

The mind wobbles..

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Spicy nacho and zesty cheese are fucking awesome.

[Omphaloskepsis]

5. They sound fine..

Ketchup == fuck ick fuck what the fuck ick

[ghostsofgiants]

6. Yeah, ketchup is definitely not something I ever intend to try.

Ketchup potato chips are bad enough.

[CanuckAmok]

2. Of course, this is all pointless.

Since Miss Vicky's Potato Chips came out with "Sea Salt and Natural Vinegar" flavour, every other crunchy snack is obsolete.

BTW, my elementary school was a test-market for Humpty Dumpty potato chips' experimental flavours back in the 70s. How do "grape", "peach", "roast chicken" and "strawberry" flavour paotato chips sound to you?

[ghostsofgiants]

4. Roast chicken flavoured chips are actually pretty good...

Hostess had them out for a while when they still made potato chips.

And Miss Vicky's is Sea salt and Malt vinegar, is it not? It is here, at least. Maine Coast has Sea Salet and (regular) Vinegar. Both are brilliant though.

[CanuckAmok]

8. that's right...Malt.

That flavour, and their Jalepino chips.... whoa!

[GirlinContempt]

12. ooooooooooo sea salt and malt are my faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavorite

[Omphaloskepsis]

14. ick..

but hey.. have a good life.

[ghostsofgiants]

15. Dude, you have no idea...

They are seriously the best chips ever.

[Omphaloskepsis]

21. I have gone down that road..

Girls in the PNW won't touch boys that eat those.

While odd. I must limit my diet to ensure my bed remains warm.

[Benfea]

24. I like those chips but...

…jalapeño crunchers are better.

[ghostsofgiants]

26. I'm not a jalapeño fan at all.

[Benfea]

27. Heathen infidel commie bastard! -NT

[ghostsofgiants]

28. I try.

:P

(Welcome to DU, by the way. :hi:)

[Benfea]

29. Thanks.

And don't worry. I'm mostly house-trained and shouldn't soil the furniture too badly.

[GirlinContempt]

18. wtf ever

they are so so so good

you're in canada?

[Omphaloskepsis]

23. I was in Canada a few days ago..

Toronto is lovely..

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. Poutine flavored Doritos?

I guess I have to try poutine now, to know what they don't taste like...

[Benfea]

10. I've always wanted to try it...

…but it's not exactly a common dish in Chicago.

On the plus side, I get to eat lots of yummy Italian beefs (think French dip sandwich with an Italian-flavored au jus), good pizza, "all beefs wit' everything" (that's "Chicago style hotdogs" to you outsiders), and you can buy decent spannakopita at hot dog stands around here.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. I love spanakopita!

My favorite recipe is here: http://www.eco-natural.com/recipes/spanakopita.html

[Benfea]

20. Why would I bother making it...

…when I can get it for cheap down the street?

*rubs more salt in the wound*

[Benfea]

7. Black Pepper Jack and Guacamole flavors rule, you heathen!

I agree with your assessment of Ketchup flavor, however. Whomever came up with that needs to be sent to one of those secret prisons in Eastern Europe.

[JVS]

9. Poutine!

:drool:

[FuzzySlippers]

11. Dill flavored potato chips are delish.

I don't know about Doritos, though.

[Omphaloskepsis]

13. That is fine..

Please explain Nacho Italiano..

[Benfea]

17. Dorritos already contain a parmesan-like substance.

Most cheesy snacks you get have both cheddar and parmesan (or artificial equivalents), so you could easily add a couple herbs (any combination of basil, oregano and/or marjoram) and make it more Italian-tasting.

Trivia: most Chef Boyardee products also have both cheddar and parm.

[democracyindanger]

19. Try Curry-flavored Doritos

Blecch.

[Benfea]

22. That would rock my world.

A few years ago in Ireland there was a fad of putting curry sauce on french fries. I've tried it at home and it @$#% rocked my world.

[BlueIris]

25. Dill-licious sounds pretty tasty.

But you're right about the Ketchup. Yuck!