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planet and groundhog day.
Rocket man
By Elton John
She packed my bags last night pre-flight Zero hour nine a.m. And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then I miss the earth so much I miss my wife It's lonely out in space On such a timeless flight
And I think it's gonna be a long long time Till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no no no I'm a rocket man Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids In fact it's cold as hell And there's no one there to raise them if you did And all this science I don't understand It's just my job five days a week A rocket man, a rocket man
And I think it's gonna be a long long time...
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AND ... did you know that groundhogs (also known as woodchucks) are members of the squirrel family?
Squirrels
As heard on Dr. Demento
Squirrels All we really are is squirrels We're being hunted, we are squirrels We are appealing, we are squirrels
We want to gather nuts But people splatter our guts When they're on a country drive It isn't easy to survive
Back in the other day I saw a squirrel get blown away They served him on a dinner tray They baked him into a souffle Squirrel season opens up today If you're a squirrel run away I don't know what else I should say Please call the ASPCA
Fur coats from us are made Fur is nice but I like suede They scrape our fur off with a blade And never bother with first aid We squirrels really like to play And we like to catch some rays Please don't kill us this we pray We're cute and harmless anyway
Alvin, Simon, Theodore are gay.
Squirrels We're not delicious Squirrels We are not raccoons Squirrels Don't live in palm trees Squirrels Or in your bathroom Squirrels That's all we really are is... Squirrels Isn't it fine I am a... Squirrel Please help and save us we are... Squirrels I wanna whip out my... Squirrel Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels... Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels... Squirrels!
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