I wanna see Ritchie Blackmore beat Billy Joel to death with a broken strat

[Rabrrrrrr]

it just seems that that would be the most poetically justice kind of way for that SOB to die, at the hands of not just an artist, but an artist who is kind of the anti-Billy Joel.

[SOteric]

1. You're in a fiesty, non-pacifist sort of mood today.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Well, I had a really good day, and even managed to make time for Pho

for lunch at a place that not only has incredible beef Pho, but has the most amazing egg rolls I've ever had.

[flvegan]

3. But then can Yngwie Malmsteen beat Blackmore down with same?

I mean talent is talent, right?

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. No, Blackmore gets to kill Malmsteen with a fender knockoff

At least Billy deserves to be killed with a real Strat for his early work.

malmsteen only gets a knockoff.

And Vinnie Vincent? He gets killed with a Railbox boxcar.

[flvegan]

5. But then what happens to Steve Vai?

To be honest, I like Vinnie Vincent. They all have more talent than I do, so I can't really knock them.

They can all bow down to Angus Young and his Gibson, though.

Heh heh...

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Steve Vai is one of the gods - he remains unscathed

and continues to stand when the final purging is done.

Anyone who gets asked to join the Zappa music machine when he's 18 stays alive.

[leftofthedial]

7. I'd buy a ticket for that show