Your worst blind date ever....

[Puglover]

I got set with a guy and decided to go for burgers at a local pub. When we met I thought I noticed a look on his face but blew it off and sat down.
The conversation on his part was almost nonexistent. He spent most of the time checking himself out in the mirror next to the booth. Believe me I'm not kidding when I say it was off the charts. When the meal was over, he leaned across the table and said, "Hey this has been real nice but I just don't have it between the legs for you."

One of my life's biggest regrets is that I was polite and said "goodnight" instead of letting this smarmy man have it with a comment regarding him and his mirror.

Worst date ever.

[MissHoneychurch]

1. "I just don't have it between the legs for you"?????

what kind of inpolite thing is that to say???? :puke:

I bet he had nothing between his legs.

[Robeson]

3. That's a bizarre thing to say....

...couldn't he just have shaken hands and said goodnight? Strange.

[MissHoneychurch]

4. shows were his mind was

from the beginning. If he could pull himself away from admiring himself in the mirror. :eyes:

[Robeson]

6. I've never understood how someone could be more interested in....

...themselves, than the person they are on a date with...:shrug:

[aclog]

2. some guy sat down in the airport next to me

and started talking about how Richard Nixon got royally screwed in the press. In 2003. Total non-sequitur bc I was sitting quietly reading my copy of USA Today waiting for my boarding call and there were no prominent Tricky Dick stories at the time

Weirdest thing ever. Sadly I didn't tell him to fuck off I just walked off. I almost, almost went back and told him I'm glad that fucks dead but my brother hurried me along to our plane...

It wasn't a blind date or even a solicited interaction but it goes along with your wish that you'd handled it differently with Mr Asshole and both instances are weird as fuck

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

5. Not a total blind date, but close...

I had gotten to see a picture of her ahead of time, and we met at a coffee shop. So, she gets there, and she looks NOTHING like the picture, and in a very bad way. I mean, the person in the picture was totally different from the person/troll I met in real life. Which, you know, is fine and all, except she could not make conversation for SHIT. Seriously, you know how good conversations are like tennis matches? You say something, they send it back to you, and you go back and forth? Yeah, it wound up more like a one-sided interrogation because all she could do was give horrible one word answers and demonic giggling. I stuck it out for an hour and a half, but then I had to go. I just couldn't take that much longer.

Even still, I just shook her hand, said it was nice meeting her, and said good bye. No need to be rude.

[dryan]

7. A friend.....

talked me into having a drink with her "cousin" that was in Orlando for a few days. I said okay--no harm in that. I met the guy at his hotel in the bar. The guy was okay in the looks department but nothing fantastic. He was in town on business for 3 days. Drinks arrive, we made small talk. I said that I had my car and could show him downtown Orlando. Eola Park is really pretty at night (the fountain in the middle is lit up at night and the lights change colors). Anyway, we drove downtown, saw the fountain and I started to take him back to the hotel. All of the sudden he pulls a piece of paper out of his pocket and says that he had hear about a place called ---- in the red light district. "Can we go there for a nightcap?" It is a notorious topless place. I said that I had to get up early for a meeting the next day.

[dryan]

8. A friend.....

talked me into having a drink with her "cousin" that was in Orlando for a few days. I said okay--no harm in that. I met the guy at his hotel in the bar. The guy was okay in the looks department but nothing fantastic. He was in town on business for 3 days. Drinks arrive, we made small talk. I said that I had my car and could show him downtown Orlando. Eola Park is really pretty at night (the fountain in the middle is lit up at night and the lights change colors). Anyway, we drove downtown, saw the fountain and I started to take him back to the hotel. All of the sudden he pulls a piece of paper out of his pocket and says that he had hear about a place called ---- in the red light district. "Can we go there for a nightcap?" It is a notorious topless place. I said that I had to get up early for a meeting the next day.