Don't open, if you are offended by lap dancing!

[Laura PourMeADrink]

[MuseRider]

1. Oh he WISHES! n/t

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. I don't have a problem with lap dancing

but this kind is downright offensive. :puke:

[Innoma]

3. From an anatomical point of view...

From an anatomical point of view, I think you're giving him too much credit!

[madmom]

12. my first thoughts also..lol

[RB TexLa]

4. I'm offended by that! n/t

[Coexist]

than why in the world did you open the thread?

I love Cheney trying to block the camera.

Good metaphor for "Policy and Legislation for Sale".

[meisje]

5. Where's Gannon? Private room w/ Scotty?

[Botany]

6. What a fake ...... how phony

Abramoff used checks.

[ZapaPaine]

7. We have finally found the WMDs!

Weenie Micro D**k!! Hidden behind two pairs of socks, of course.

[boobooday]

8. I'm reminded of Chris Matthews and G. Gordon Liddy

Discussing Bush in his flight suit. They were admiring Bush's "package" as he had it all bound up in those parachute straps, and Liddy said, "He just got the vote of every woman in America."

I know as a woman I usually vote for the candidate who I think has the biggest penis. But is that the same as voting for the candidate who is the biggest dick?

This photo op looks like he is reaching out to a new constiuency . . .

:rofl:

[seabeyond]

9. bush probably gets a hard on everytime he sees this. and his knuckle

draggin homophobe beer guzzling lounge chair white males, bah hahahaha

ok my bad. i am labeling a bit, i know. and making assumptions. and being a pig

[dogtag]

10. YUCK. I thought you said Tap Dancing. n/t

[Rocknrule]

11. He must've saved that sock he used during his flight suit stunt

[ZapaPaine]

13. It's the Village People! No, it's only the village idiot!!

Abramhoff: Is that your AIPACackage or are you just happy to see me???

Cheney: Count them, five inches!!! Three more than me.

Bush: Now boys, the Almighty has been mighty kind to me. One at a time now. And Jack, that'll be an extra $200 for you.

[shaniqua6392]

14. I just threw up a little.

That is too funny! Thank you so much for the laugh, but I may have nightmares tonight. Yuk.

[Arkansas Granny]

15. Please!! Not in my lap!!!

[Burma Jones]

16. So that's where he keeps his socks......