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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:12 PM Original message |
Post advice on something you know nothing about |
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Maddy McCall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:14 PM Response to Original message |
1. I know everything, too. |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:16 PM Response to Original message |
2. How to post an adequate, resonant thread--by jpgray |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:21 PM Response to Original message |
3. Football. In football, it is essential that one possess a ball with |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:27 PM Response to Reply #3 |
7. That's one PSI for every Super Bowl, right? |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 08:31 PM Response to Reply #3 |
41. I know something about football. I learned it from Terry Bradshaw. |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 09:14 PM Response to Reply #41 |
47. But...... |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 09:16 PM Response to Reply #47 |
48. From what I understand... |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 09:18 PM Response to Reply #48 |
50. Men typically prefer to be in someone else's end zone |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 09:22 PM Response to Reply #48 |
52. Men. *snort* |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:24 PM Response to Original message |
4. Your friend wins the bet. The Tunguska Event /was/ caused by two campers, |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:24 PM Response to Original message |
5. That engine knock |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:26 PM Response to Original message |
6. You need to blend your makeup better and maybe use a lighter base. |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:29 PM Response to Original message |
8. Eating at least10mg of powdered plutonium a day |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:31 PM Response to Original message |
9. How do be the life of the party! |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:38 PM Response to Original message |
10. Let me help you pick out some electronic equipment. |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:44 PM Response to Reply #10 |
16. Hey, no sex threads |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:38 PM Response to Original message |
11. Reformatting your hard drive will get rid of those pesky pop-ups. |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:40 PM Response to Original message |
12. Never bring pineapples to a shintoist home - that fruit is unclean to them |
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NNadir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:41 PM Response to Original message |
13. I do not recommend foot binding to ballet dancers. |
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democracyindanger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
14. Open-heart surgery is a great way to lose weight. |
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Shine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
15. If you shake your dick after peeing, you don't have to use tp. |
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aclog (521 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:51 PM Response to Reply #15 |
23. no shaking it will mean you need TP to wipe off your shoe |
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Shine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:55 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. LOL!! |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:58 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. It's the shiny shoes, isn't it |
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aclog (521 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 08:04 PM Response to Reply #24 |
29. nope |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:44 PM Response to Original message |
17. I call bullshit on DS1 |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:47 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. I knew you were going to do that |
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flaming bondage mask (73 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:45 PM Response to Original message |
18. The key to a long night of open, sensual, unbound lovemaking is key lime |
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aclog (521 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:50 PM Response to Reply #18 |
22. what if I prefer it bound? |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:46 PM Response to Original message |
19. True love lasts forever if you just work hard enough at it... |
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miss_american_pie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:49 PM Response to Original message |
21. Sparkles are overrated |
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fiddlestix (112 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 07:58 PM Response to Original message |
25. Go to sleep angry |
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fiddlestix (112 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 08:00 PM Response to Original message |
27. Sunlight is NOT the best disinfectant... |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 08:02 PM Response to Original message |
28. When disarming a nuclear device |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 08:05 PM Response to Original message |
30. Repairing the Hamilton Beach Toaster Oven model n. 31169 |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 08:09 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. Thank you |
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Gold Metal Flake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 09:26 PM Response to Reply #30 |
53. Oh, this is golden! |
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ZombieNixon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 08:12 PM Response to Original message |
32. When trying to get a girlfriend, it is necessary to have |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 08:16 PM Response to Original message |
33. Don't trust whitey |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 08:19 PM Response to Original message |
34. Don't toy with the puny humans, |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 08:23 PM Response to Reply #34 |
37. uhm |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 08:26 PM Response to Reply #37 |
38. Oooooo, key lime pie.... |
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two gun sid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 08:21 PM Response to Original message |
35. A cordless drill with 3/8 drill bit is the best way to cure concussion. |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 08:22 PM Response to Original message |
36. For my own contribution, -How to heat and enjoy a can of Beefaroni: |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 08:28 PM Response to Original message |
39. Lame copycat |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 08:30 PM Response to Original message |
40. pellets of enriched U235 make excellent hopscotch laggers... |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 08:33 PM Response to Original message |
42. When skiing downhill |
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Benfea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 08:39 PM Response to Original message |
43. Actually, I think it's more fun to give bad advice on something you DO... |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 08:44 PM Response to Reply #43 |
44. Cops LOVE a good chase, it kills time between Wendy's drive-through runs |
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Benfea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 08:47 PM Response to Reply #44 |
46. How to post a picture on the internet: |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 08:44 PM Response to Reply #43 |
45. Cops LOVE a good chase, it kills time between Wendy's drive-through runs |
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johnfunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 09:18 PM Response to Original message |
49. Brain surgery is best performed after a few margaritas... |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 09:21 PM Response to Original message |
51. "Snug-fit" condoms help reduce slippage. |
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x-g.o.p.er (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-03-06 09:32 PM Response to Original message |
54. When doing any wiring in the house... |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-04-06 10:57 AM Response to Original message |
55. Punch all the buttons |
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buddhamama (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Feb-04-06 10:59 AM Response to Original message |
56. where to begin |
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