Things you should never buy any kind of:

[uppityperson]

lowfat tapioca pudding: why bother
I heart GWB clothing: why give them any support, even as a joke
meth: takes too much energy to continue

your turn:::

[LeftyMom]

1. pets

So many animals die for lack of homes, buying one from a breeder is a stupid at best and immoral at worst.

[Blue-Jay]

2. Decaf coffee.

It's just brown, dirty hot water.

[uppityperson]

3. decaf coffee with artificial sweetener and flavoring

chemical laden brown dirty water

[sarahinmexico]

Amen brother...

I don't understand decaf.

[Benfea]

17. Decaf coffee = nonalcoholic beer = scientific creationism

I mean seriously, what's the @$#% point?

[DanCa]

4. Recycled underwear

It's a little to close to home. If you take my meaning.

[Blue-Jay]

5. Cancel my eBay bid.

You'll see more of me in your negative feedback, bastard.

[uppityperson]

6. post consumer use recyled toilet paper

I know it is fine, it just sounds nasty

[qnr]

7. Rolax watches in Times Square. n/t

[SofaKingLiberal]

8. Factor Gear and crack whores n/t

[uppityperson]

9. picky picky, I like your Sam picture

[DanCa]

10. Tickets to the Jean Schmidt / Ann Coulter kissing booth. (nt)

[Whoa_Nelly]

11. Pick up lines

Never buy'em

[RPM]

12. slaves

[Divameow77]

13. Tom Cruise movies?

nt

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Sex

[NMMNG]

15. Hummers: They just scream, "I have a tiny penis"

Instant Coffee: Just plain gross.

Votes: That's a Republican ploy.

[swag]

16. Argentine peso swaps

[Kerrytravelers]

18. Lemonade from a kid with snot dripping out their nose.

Kids often have a hate-hate relationship with kleenex. You don't want to know where those fingers have been before pouring your lemonade.

[Reverend_Smitty]

19. Crystal meth

It's much more enjoyable if you make it yourself...look ma I'm a chemist! :P

[SmileyBoy]

20. Fat free salad dressing

:puke:

[RevCheesehead]

21. Non-alcoholic beer and caffeine-free Mountain Dew.

I mean, really - what's the point? :shrug:

[x-g.o.p.er]

22. Shoes for your pet snake...