I mis-soaked and I think I pissed on somebody on accident.

[ZombieNixon]

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Locking in 5...4...3...

[swag]

1. Yes, and the narrative is brilliant.

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2. Dupe placeholder

[FuzzySlippers]

3. Dammit!

What happened to the auto-redacting?

[swag]

4. That involves a different statute.

[BikeWriter]

5. Statues? I ain't seen no effing statues!

[swag]

6. Reminds me of the heartbreak I experienced at age five

when I found out on a winter family car trip that there were no rabbits to see in Cedar Rapids.

I have never recovered. I hope you recover from the lack of statues in this undeleted subthread.

[Redstone]

7. Good Lord, Cedar Rapids. You should have included that in my "name

a town you've been to" thread.

Actually, I've been there a lot. Traveled there on business in the 1980s (Rockwell Collins was my customer). I liked that town.

Redstone

[swag]

8. Yeah, Cedar Rapids is good.

And in Yankton, SD I had the best ham, hashbrowns, and side of toast of the first ten years of my life.

I do love me some midwestern US. A lot of nice folks still.

What did you do for Rockwell Collins? Audio stuff?

[Redstone]

14. High-frequency, severe-environment interconnect stuff for their avionics.

A lot of people may not think that sales /application engineering stuff is exciting, but I sure felt good when I walked out of there with a $1.5 million yearly contract, only three years after starting to sell to them.

Redstone

PS: Next time you fly on a commercial airliner, think about the fact thst some stuff I designed is very likely to be behind the avionics on the flight deck. Trust me, it should make you feel safer.

[BikeWriter]

11. Oh, you were going to see the rabbits? I only came here for the statues!

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13. They have statues of the rabbits?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. Quick! Who's got the Urine Gone?

[SeattleGirl]

10. _._._

:spank: :spank: :spank:

[MrScorpio]

12. It's not April yet

Couldn't you have waited?

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Locking.

Discussing bodily functions is not allowed on Democratic Underground.

Thank you.

DU Moderator