Bhuddist monk goes into a pizza restaurant

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

'What would you like, sir?', says the waiter.

'Make me one with everything', says the monk.

[qnr]

1. lol

[billyskank]

2. ...

:thumbsup:

[edbermac]

3. 'We are not amused'

[mdmc]

4. John Kerry walks in to a bar

Bartender says, "Hey buddy. Why the long face?"



(thank you...I'll be here all night...try the veal...)

[Metta]

5. The cashier gives the monk his change

and the monk, refusing it, says, "Change comes from within." :) :donut:

[SofaKingLiberal]

6. A priest walks into a bar

The bartender says, "We don't serve kids here".

[Shine]

7. How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but the lightbulb has to really WANT to change. :)

[no name no slogan]

8. How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.