Oh my, God is gay!

[Radical Activist]

And he has been staring at my while I shower!

Just because no one else did it.

[Benfea]

1. How can something that doesn't exist have a sexual orientation?

Suddenly I'm thinking of Douglas Adams' quip about "a particularly intelligent shade of the color blue."

[flvegan]

2. Why isn't this in LBN?

[Radical Activist]

3. Oh come on, didn't everyone always suspect this?

I mean, he's how many years old and there's no record of him having a girl friend. hmmm...

[flvegan]

5. Maybe God is just a really private dude.

He's escaped the paparazzi for this long (no photo in what...a brazillion years?)...

[Radical Activist]

7. True, but he does appear to prefer showing himself to men

Moses, Mohamed, Stephen, Joseph Smith. What's up with that?

[flvegan]

8. Hmm. I don't see any proof, though, that He did so.

I mean, if I had a dime for every dude that claimed to have gotten busy with Britney Spears, I'd have, like, three bucks. Maybe those guys were just looking for a little "ride on Big God Dude's coattails" and/or, maybe just using the ole "yo, I like, totally saw/met God today" angle on the chicks.

[Radical Activist]

10. maybe so

those religious chicks can be hard to get in the sack.

[flvegan]

11. Not if you're God, though.

If you're God, getting the religious chicks would be akin to David Lee Roth getting rocker chick booty in 1980.

[ghostsofgiants]

12. And if you had a dime for everyone who HAS gotten Busy with Britney Spears

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

13. I could buy one of these without a guilty conscience...

Not that I would. Better use for the cash. Just a comparison...

[ghostsofgiants]

15. And still have enough left over to feed a small African nation.

(I know, I'm a horrible person, haha.)

[flvegan]

16. Horrible? Nah...just honest. Let's add Xtina Aguilera to the mix and

pay off the national debt, okay?

[laheina]

14. Then he would have six bucks.

:evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

4. I once read a story where Jesus was a gay vampire who killed himself

because blood isn't kosher.

It was less stupid than it sounds. :D

[Radical Activist]

6. That makes Corpus Cristi sound tame

imagine the protests a stage version of that story would get!

[no name no slogan]

9. Why wouldn't he be? He's a very very happy God

[China_cat]

17. Well, there was the report of his son

and a naked boy in the garden.

While you're at it, pick up a copy of Michael Moorcock's "Behold the Man"

[elshiva]

18. Yes God is gay. And he loves you!