This Question Will Make You Sick:

[Dinger]

How would you describe * & Laura's sex life? Can you imagine *'s idea of showing a partner a good time??

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[democracyindanger]

1. Denial and resignation.

[Dinger]

2. Laura Sez:

"Will you let me watch?"

[FuzzySlippers]

3. Slam, bam, thank-you ma'am.

Only I'm sure he forgos the thank-you.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. You mean, with each other? Or with their Christian-Family-Values

prostitutes and affairs?

[Initech]

5. They probably dont even have one!

Bush looks like a guy who hasnt been laid since he got elected.

I want to see a well-laid Bush speaking at a press conference - "Hey, it's all gonna work out!"

[iconoclastic cat]

6. I imagine one or both of them gets splinters.

Or frostbite.

[Left Is Write]

7. How would I describe it? I wouldn't.

[LeftyMom]

8. Well there went my good mood.

Crap.

[Name removed]

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[caty]

10. I heard this joke awhile back that fits:

Why does Laura always get on top when she and bush have sex?




Because bush can only fuck up!:evilgrin:

[Pithlet]

11. Locking

Sorry for the delay. I had to clense that mental image out of my brain first. :puke:

[BigMcLargehuge]

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