Another round of "words that sound dirty, but aren't."

[Dave Reynolds]

Juxtaposition.

Mastication.

[ZombieNixon]

1. Asinine.

[tjwmason]

53. That only sounds rude because Americans don't know the difference

between an ass and an arse.

[elshiva]

2. Thespian

[Benfea]

3. Susching

I'm sure I'm spelling it wrong, but it's some kind of skiing term.

[ZombieNixon]

4. Penal

[donheld]

68. Pianist

:crazy:

[ZombieNixon]

5. Titillating.

I have a durty mind. :evilgrin:

[momophile]

6. Moist. nt

[Hissyspit]

7. Coccyx.

[zone]

18. Sorry, dude

I didn't mean to ride your Coccyx...

[Hissyspit]

54. GMTA

Great Minds Think Alike

[crispini]

8. Defenestrate

[Wordie]

9. (Lake) Titicaca

[ZombieNixon]

10. Deification.

Poop jokes!

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

11. Spork.

I mean, REALLY. Would you? COULD you?

:rofl: :evilgrin: :rofl: :evilgrin: :rofl:

[Ptah]

12. Penetration

Weld penetration is the distance that the fusion line extends below the surface of the material being welded. Welding current is of primary importance to penetration. As Figure 7-7 illustrates, weld penetration is directly related to welding current. An increase or decrease in the current will increase or decrease the weld penetration respectively.





This photo demonstrates the back view of a weld where constant weld penetration was achieved using the visual inspection system. To test it’s accuracy, the weld speed was changed 50 seconds after welding began. The system made the necessary adjustment to maintain the desired level of penetration.

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Coalinga

[flvegan]

14. Kumquat. Oh, and cunnilingus.

Kumquat, as it sounds dirty. Cunnilungus because folks might think it's dirty, but it isn't. Rather, it's the best...oh, nevermind. I'm just going to get the thread locked.

[LeftyMom]

19. Good god man, you are obsessed!

:loveya:

[MnFats]

24. Well, there are worse things to be obsessed with.

many would see it as a desirable trait. At least, so I've been told.
LOCKING NOW, huh?

[LeftyMom]

30. I'm not exactly complaining.

:D

[MnFats]

36. Gamecocks.

It's just a college sports mascot, f'chrissakes.

[flvegan]

28. Uh huh.

You'll let me know when my obsession becomes a problem and I need to stop, k?

[LeftyMom]

31. ...

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Crickets are out early this year. Must be the global warming. ;)

[ghostsofgiants]

20. So I guess that answers the question posed in this comic...

[flvegan]

29. We vegan fellas make up for it, so to speak.

If you know what I mean...

[LeftyMom]

37. Good lord yes

Being vegan is about preventing suffering. If there's anything less like suffering than going down, I don't know what it is. :evilgrin:

[zone]

21. Way too many cunning linguists in the room

Alas, poor Yorik. I knew him well, Fellatio.

[no name no slogan]

60. Aer Lingus

Connie's highflying sister?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

63. I thought you didn't eat meat. -nt

[Ladyhawk]

73. More like: Cunning Linguist

[Ladyhawk]

74. Quincunx.

Yeah, it's the one I listed last time, too, but I like it.

[zone]

15. Coccyx

[ghostsofgiants]

16. Mukluk

[Blue-Jay]

17. petcock

"A petcock is a manually operated device inserted in the gas line that allows for an On, Off, and Reserve position for the gas supply. When the motorcycle starts to sputter, the rider turns the petcock to the Reserve position to gain access to additional gas while a gas station is sought. Some modern motorcycles have gas gauges and automatic gas shutoff systems making the manual petcock unnecessary."

huh huh huh...

[TheProphetess]

22. Virginia

:evilgrin:

[Vektor]

23. Stopcock, Ballpeen, Rectify, Caulk, Seminal, Seamen, Volvo...

Heh heh...this is fun!

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. Hey, where you been?

I been needin' somebody to rectify me. :hi:

[Vektor]

35. Completely bogged down with school.

UGH.

It's killing me.

[MnFats]

25. Uranus

it's just a PLANET, f'chrissakes!

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. Plumbing is full of naughty words

[WhollyHeretic]

44. And another

[fortyfeetunder]

32. "hot and wet bond"

This is an adhesive type that has to be cured in heated and moisture conditioned environments....

[u4ic]

33. Uvula

[liberaltrucker]

34. Cunning stunt

Betcha can't sat it 3 times real quick!:rofl:

[jpgray]

40. Pheasant plucker

[Ptah]

42. Oh, pluck it.

[jpgray]

43. I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's wife

And when we pluck together, it's a pheasant plucking life.

[liberaltrucker]

47. I'm willing to bet

The pheasant plucker can do some cunning stunts:evilgrin:

[jpgray]

38. "Baggywrinkle," or "keelhauling."

HEyHEY and I did a bunch of these already:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4667397&mesg_id=4667536

[abex]

39. mixed doubles

[6000eliot]

41. foosball

[Dave Reynolds]

45. Mother fucker.

Oh wait, that IS dirty.

[mb7588a]

46. banana cream pie, BenGay, Rubbermaid, more...

Falklands
cumberbund
sperm whale
streptococcus
University of Regina
Palm Pilot
penne
pianist
papal
homo erectus
pussywillow
Bangkok
Butterfinger
Bangor, ME
hairy woodpecker
nutcracker
caulk

hard to beat "banana cream pie" though....

[SoCalDem]

48. dinghy... dongle.. .functor... futtock

dinghy
A small boat, like a rubber life raft.



ditty
A short, simple tune, like those used in ad campaigns, or words of a poem intended to be sung, or a short saying.

dongle
An early copy protection hardware device, required by some games in order to play. Nowadays, just about any stupid little accessory needed for a peripheral to function correctly, like a special connector.

functor
A not-so-dirty-sounding but funny word. A map between categories, taking objects to objects and morphisms to morphisms so that everything commutes in the way one would expect. This word is what got me through category theory.

futtock
A curved piece of wood that makes up the bottom of a ship.

hairy woodpecker
A woodpecker with a large, long beak.


more fun words at
http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~mmc/funwords.html

[jpgray]

49. I could get at least two jibs out of that futtock of yours

[fizzgig]

50. fustigate

i love that word

[KitchenWitch]

51. dangling participle

[sarge43]

52. Succor, fugle n/t

[x-g.o.p.er]

55. Muffle

[DS1]

56. Bung

[Left_Winger]

57. Exacerbate

[bif]

58. Swage nipples and bull plugs

Two cold-extruded parts I had to write a brochure about.

[no name no slogan]

59. Bush

[anarch]

61. coxswain

[Radical Activist]

62. Butt Snuffer

As in, one who puts out their cigarette butts.

[mikeytherat]

64. Bunghole Liquors (with picture!)

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/5922d576/77f7c72a

mikey_the_rat

[ET Awful]

65. I just thought you might like some more seamen on your poop deck

:evilgrin:

[amitten]

66. Toonces. n/t

[grace0418]

67. Not exactly the same thing but in Chicago there are two streets right

near each other named "Lunt" and "Estes". That always gives me a chuckle.

[KurtNYC]

69. Some proper names...

Dick Van Dyke
Dick Butkis
Marcia Gay Harden

How did any of them survive junior high school with those names?

[Twillig]

80. " How did any of them survive junior high school with those names?"

Dick Van Dyke--er, be funny. Hang out with the Drama Club.

Dick Butkis--How did anybody who made fun of his name survive?

Who?

[Beware the Beast Man]

70. Country.

[KFC]

71. Slumber

[mikeytherat]

72. woodpecker and titmouse

mikey_the_rat

[zanne]

75. Uvula

I don't know why.

[underpants]

76. Sack waggle

[Parrcrow]

77. Crevice

[underpants]

78. "Just singing a little Willie"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4714394&mesg_id=4714394

[Initech]

79. Bangkok

[applegrove]

81. Pumps. Laughed all the way through Nancy Drew with a friend at

camp because I had never heard the word "pumps".

[DinahMoeHum]

82. Intercourse (like the town in Pennsylvania)

:evilgrin:

[Nye Bevan]

83. Cockpit. Wankel.