I just saw a really disturbing sex scene...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

my insomniac self went into the kitchen to make an egg and grab a bottle of water. While I'm doing this I hear Peaches, one of my cats, screaming behind me. I turn only to see Cuddles, the male neutered Ragdoll cat furiously humping Peaches, the female spayed Ragdoll cat. Cuddles was always the most asexual of cats. Honestly, I would have been far less surprised to see my other female cat, Midnight, pounding away on Peaches. I took Cuddles to the groomer today. I think she gave him Viagra or something.

[SeattleGirl]

1. You think that's bad?

I have a female spayed dog who likes to hump my female spayed cat!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. I used to have...

a female spayed german shepherd that would hump the neutered male cats. It's a dominance thing with dogs. The thing with the humping cat is that he's the most submissive, lowest-of-the-low, wimpiest, fat, lazy cat ever. Everyone kicks his ass (we have four cats).

[SeattleGirl]

3. Well, I call the dog

(with apologies to any lesbian DUers) The Lesbo Cross-breeder.

[IChing]

4. thank god you do not or have not live in the county

to see what pigs do?

it would make god go to church on sunday.

[XemaSab]

5. Do tell.

:popcorn:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. If by county, you mean country...I do

There's no pigs around. Just lots of state protected land and a couple horse farms and some cows.

[BikeWriter]

7. Locking, sex thread.

[LisaL]

8. Your cats are perverts. My cats are neutered and never hump

anything.
:rofl: