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[Dogmudgeon]

For no particular reason except that I hate trendy-boo deceit, I hate these guys.

http://www.guerillaguides.com/index.html

Here's how the crap starts --

The GUERILLA GUIDES are non-establishment underground manifestos for getting what you want in life in the shortest time possible.

Rather than treating our customers as "Dummies" or "Complete Idiots" our killer content appeals to the subversive in us all that seeks a rapid shortcut to success and self-empowerment.

We skew the odds back in your favour by tracking down those in the know, scooping their brains out and serving it up as accessible, bite-size killer content.

Remind me to NEVER pay money for ANYTHING that Toby Young has written, or will write.

Strategic Agenda Media create, produce and distribute killer content™ that gives consumers an insider's edge on a host of topics through a revolutionary synthesis of in-depth research and expert knowledge.

The company was set up in 2003 and includes amongst its advisors senior media players and best selling authors such as Toby Young.

It's just dripping with that kind of hipster ad prose -- kind of like the way cholera patients drip.

Father, is it really a sin to want these people to burn in Marxist Hell for all eternity, deprived of their iPods, their unceasing thirsts never to be slaked by an iced frappucino, their pain-wracked and shaven heads forever afflicted with a three-days' growth of stubble and denuded of their earthly designer "urbanwear" -- ?

--p!
There is something terribly wrong with me.