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TheFriendlyAnarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-10-06 07:25 PM
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I hate FedEx :(
I had a package that was supposed to come today that I needed by tommorow, and it didn't come, so now I'll have to wait i'll monday. Jeez, shipping services can be soannoying sometimes. On the bright side, if it doesn't register anywhere tonight after tracking it (it didn't last night) I'll become a String Theorist to mathematically discern how it fell through a nanoscopic wormhole and is now a 4 dimensional objsect on another planet in another universe.. . . . .God I'm bored
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-10-06 07:29 PM
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1. I like the FedEx driver because...
He's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it. And he's always on time. I like my drugs to have a tracking number. Then when my friend says, "Mitchell, where's the drugs?" I just say, "Call the 1-800 number." Your drugs were loaded onto a van at 7:30 AM and will arrive on time. Perfect, that's what I paid for.
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-10-06 08:32 PM
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2. Are you sure it wasn't lost in that FE truck crash?
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-10-06 08:33 PM
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3. FedEx Ground or FedEx Air?
There is a night & day difference in their service.
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