Try your hand at The Official AIR AMERICA RADIO Quiz!!!!

[Frank Cannon]

(10 QUESTIONS, 5 MINUTES)

1. Wendi the Hypnotherapist's Phone Number is:
A. 1-800-2BHYPNO
B. 1-800-68-HAPPY
C. 1-877-WEGOTED
D. 1-800-SOS-RADON

2. The Doctor's NightGuard helps prevent:
A. bed wetting
B. sinus infection
C. tooth grinding
D. radon exposure

3. Avacor:
A. is a radioactive gas
B. is a hair restoration product
C. is a member of RAAAADD
D. is a type of tuna

4. Radon:
A. is a radioactive gas
B. is somethin' that comes up outta the ground or somethin'
C. is something that you should check on to make sure it's not in your home
D. all of the above

5. Who said this?: "Don't drink and drive. It's the stupidest thing. If you're going to drink, just DON'T DRIVE!"
A. Steve Tyler
B. Andy Griggs
C. Ozzy Osbourne
D. Joe Elliott

6. Which TV show theme is NOT part of the President's Council on Physical Fitness's TV Theme Song Challenge?:
A. Saved by the Bell
B. Family Matters
C. Sweet Valley High
D. Three's Company

7. The Surgeon General recommends that all homes be tested for:
A. deer ticks
B. mouse droppings
C. tooth grinding
D. radon

8. People without a high school diploma earn an average of _____ less than their peers:
A. 30%
B. 42%
C. 49%
D. 57%

9. You (and your spouse) can lapse into unconsciousness by looking at:
A. the report from the water company about your tap water
B. the report from your doctor about your tooth-grinding
C. your energy bill
D. Wendi Friesen's Hypnosis Mandala

10. Proton Extreme is a pill for:
A. radon exposure
B. tooth grinding
C. male enhancement
D. flu prevention




ANSWERS:
1-b, 2-c, 3-b, 4-d, 5-c, 6-a, 7-d, 8-b, 9-c, 10-c

SCORE 1 POINT FOR EACH CORRECT ANSWER

9-10 You poor bastard.
7-8 Try listening to the oldies station once in a while.
5-6 There is still hope for you.
3-4 You must be listening to a feed without ads. Good for you!
0-2 How I envy you.

[crispini]

1. Seven points.

Heh.

[Frank Cannon]

2. I shouldn't blow crap on the Air America sponsors

But those commercials are driving me crazy. They are obnoxious and incessant. If I hear one more "drunk driving" PSA, I'm going to go postal.

[SethInUpstateNY]

6. I agree.

I know Air America has to pay their bills, but if I hear another hypnosis or teeth grinding commercial, I'll go nuts.

[Frank Cannon]

3. Are there SO few people out there that listen to Air America?

I kind of wondered whether the listenership out there was as bad as the Republican media have been saying, but now I'm convinced.

[SethInUpstateNY]

4. 6 points.

[deadparrot]

5. LOL.

I turn down the volume when commercials come on, and I still get sick of them.