The Best Bond Joke Ever

[Deja Q]

Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?"
Bad guy: "No, I expect you to die!"


Were you expecting something else?

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. So James Bond walks into a bar

and the bartender says "Why the long face?" and Bond says, "How many is a brazilian?"

[Heidi]

3. I gotta say,

that beats both the "long face" joke _and_ the Brazilian joke by a loooooooong stretch. :thumbsup:

[kittykatkoffeekup]

2. Was the bad guy Scorpio?

[Fox Mulder]

4. Ah, Goldfinger.

Probably my favorite James Bond movie with Sean Connery.

Gotta love the name of one of Goldfinger's lackeys...Pussy Galore.

Interesting name, eh?

[Deja Q]

5. Very interesting...

Galore Ga*lore", n. & a. Scot. gelore, gilore, galore, fr.
Gael. gu le`or, enough; gu- to, also an adverbial prefix +
le`or, le`oir, enough; or fr. Ir. goleor, the same word.
Plenty; abundance; in abundance.
1913 Webster

I like "Galore". Abundant for all! :7 :7

Pussy Pussy, n. Dim. of puss.
1. A pet name for a cat; also, an endearing name for a girl.
1913 Webster

2. A catkin of the pussy willow.
1913 Webster

3. The game of tipcat; -- also called pussy cat.
1913 Webster

An "endearing" name indeed! :rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

6. What was Bond's response?

Something like "I must be dreaming"

[Fox Mulder]

7. That's exactly his response!

Pussy Galore: My name is Pussy Galore.
James Bond: I must be dreaming.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058150/quotes

[NewJeffCT]

8. I think that's one of the great villain lines

in any movie...

[LynzM]

9. Swoon....

Nice interview piece, thanks for the link! :)