What's the laziest thing you ever saw?

[billyskank]

Or heard about, or experienced in any way?

Mine: I once knew someone who had an electric hash pipe. :)

[gollygee]

1. I used to work one block from a 7/11

this woman I worked with would drive her car that block to get a cup of coffee.

[billyskank]

3. Yup

that's lazy. :)

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. The flip n fold...I never knew some people saw folding laundry

as difficult and in need of aid...:hi:

[billyskank]

5. That's pretty lazy!

:hi:

[JVS]

37. Some of us are domestically retarded. If I ever wanted to fold my...

clothes that might be handy, but I don't fold. Wrinkles forever!

[AlCzervik]

4. i decided one night i wasn't making a certain lean cuisine because

i didn't want to get up and "Stir halfway through cooking and replace film". that was my lazy personal best.

[billyskank]

6. Sounds like way too much effort to me

:o

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. ...

:rofl: You are my kind of person. I make decisions based on effort too! :thumbsup:

[AlCzervik]

13. glad to hear, i now buy only the ones that say "Lift one corner to vent"

that i can do.:D

[ScreamingMeemie]

19. I have been known to eat a piece of cheese...only if it's already

sliced, and call it lunch! ;)

[JVS]

9. In that situation, it is best just not to stir and eat anyway

[EstimatedProphet]

7. An electric hash pipe!

LOL!

[billyskank]

12. I know, and I don't mean it burned the hash for him

I mean it had a motor and a fan and it sucked for him! :o

[ragin_acadian]

46. i actually have one of those!

looks like a giant silver bic, with a stem on the side, and a bowl on top.

i bought it for a novelty, sure wasn't much fun to smoke.

[LeftyMom]

10. My dad and sister threw the dishes out and switched to disposables

because the dishwasher was busted and they were too lazy to wash them by hand or call Sears and order a new dishwasher.

[billyskank]

14. Holey moley

:hi:

[LeftyMom]

16. This is the same girl who had 50+ pair of jeans to maximize the time

between laundry loads. :eyes:

Is it any wonder I moved away from these people as soon as I legally could?

Hi billyskank! I missed you while you were on DU hiatus. :loveya:

[billyskank]

18. It's funny you should mention that

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4733741&mesg_id=4733794

I should stress though that I never actually followed up the idea!

I missed you too! :loveya:

[LeftyMom]

20. I think the smell of a term's worth of dirty socks would knock soembody

over. Sis usually just waits until I take pity on my Dad and take a carload of dirty clothes to my house to clean. (True story: last time I did this it took two trips in my wagon to take all thier dirty laundry to my house.)

You can and should have my email for the next time you are away from DU. PM me if you'd like it.

[billyskank]

21. For sure. I think if I actually tried it

it would have been sufficient grounds for mum disowning me!

PMed as invited. :)

[sakabatou]

11. my dog

[JVS]

15. My friend procrastinated on washing the dishes for so long that the...

forks had a hardened scum on them that wouldn't come, so he chucked them, bought a meal at a university dining-hall and stole huge amounts of the institutional cutlery. He would use a fork for several weeks and then throw it away.

[billyskank]

17. There's something about being a student

You know, when going to university I toyed with buying 70 pairs of pants and socks, i.e. exactly enough to get through one term. Which I would then bring home in a big sack during the hols for my mum to wash!

I never actually did it. I became acquainted with the laundrette after all. :)

[Strong Atheist]

22. How about these guys?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4733747

[billyskank]

23. Well on the face of it

that looks pretty lazy! :)

[SOteric]

24. This product.

Which, honestly, can be useful for those who are learning impaired, but is more often used by people who can't be bothered to spread peanut butter and jam on a piece of bread.

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. But...but...I'm bleary eyed when I'm up making lunches in the morning SO!

Cut me some slack...no pun intended. :hug:

I'm kidding, I've never bought them. My kids Hate peanut butter as UnAmerican as that sounds. :hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. Oh, that is lazy on so many levels, I can't even go into it

The first time I saw a commercial for those fucking things I knew the republican "ethic" had won for all time in this country, and I lost what little hope I had for humanity.

Thankfully, there's still a few thousand of us real human beings left to re-seed the species.

[billyskank]

34. I bet you're really looking forward

to the re-seeding the species part, aren't you? :rofl:

:hi:

[billyskank]

33. Hi SO!

That's quite lazy, but I think we can dive deeper into this subject... :hi:

[JVS]

36. But you have no dirty knife or any crumbs.

Think of the luxury

[billyskank]

40. That's the spirit!

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

45. You mean...open TWO jars?!?

Who can be bothered?!?!

[Rabrrrrrr]

26. Wal-Mart shoppers?

[billyskank]

32. I cannot comment

Wal-Mart over here own Asda, but I can't say that Asda shoppers are any lazier than, say, Sainsburys shoppers, or Tesco shoppers.

[maveric]

28. My ex-roomate from some 30 years ago...

when it was his turn to wash the dishes, which he let pile up for two weeks or more, would bag up and throw away the dirty dishes, then go out and buy new ones, rather than wash.

That was the ultimate of lazy.

[billyskank]

31. This is turning out to be a recurring theme!

:)

[JVS]

35. Oh wow. I thought my friend was bad for stealing cutlery...

but he was too cheap to take it that far! HOw expensive were these dishes?

[maveric]

42. K-Mart plastic plate set. At the time a service for four was $10.00.

Lazy bastard would spend $10.00 every two weeks.

[In_The_Wind]

29. I think that's pretty bad!

:think: If you can't handle the smoke ~ maybe you've had too much.



I've seen my dog whine because she_is_too_lazy_to_get_up_and_get_her_toy.

[billyskank]

30. I know

:hi: Joani! Your dog sounds pretty damn lazy too. :)

[WilliamPitt]

38. This

[billyskank]

39. Well, cats are professionals

Humans can only aspire to be amateurs of Olympic standard. :)

[bif]

41. George Bush

[hatredisnotavalue]

43. No lie

I was waiting in line at the service desk at the local grocery store to pay the light bill. It was also lottery ticket night, if you know what that means. The long line overlooked the main entry to the store.

The rug outside the automatic doors somehow had gotten crumpled up. Time after time, the new entering shopper would engage in Olympic gymnastic moves trying to get their cart over the hump of the rug. No lie, 30 people must have tried to negotiate that bump in the rug. Some could somewhat easily drive their cart over it after a couple of tries and a running start, others, worked for a couple of minutes trying to get their cart into the store.

The guy behind me and I started to talk about it. It became quite a game guessing who would be able to negotiate the hump and who would not. When we became bored with this game, I asked the guy to hold my place in line and I went and pulled the run taut, used the 'antibacterial tissues ' near the carts to wipe my hands, thru the towelette away and got back in line. This took less time than any of the "get my cart over the rug into the store" entrants.

[Hoooweee]

44. I had a friend drop out of home-schooling

he refused to wake up before 1pm.