Pity post: my roommate's boyfriend has arrived.

[deadparrot]

Sorry.

:banghead: :scared: :nuke: :grr: :mad:

[BikeWriter]

1. Ack, is he that bad?

[deadparrot]

5. I suppose you could say that.

He's an idiot (talks about cheating on her on public webspace) and talks like Chris from Family Guy. :shrug:

[BikeWriter]

9. That sounds like a hardship. Unusual punishment or something.

[deadparrot]

10. Admittedly, I do get high-strung by simply being in his presence.

He's been here less than a half-hour...has farted four times. Thinks it's the funniest thing in the world.

It's gonna be a long 3 days in our 14x11 room. ;)

[ZombieNixon]

11. THREE DAYS!!!?!?!?!!!????

Have you been canonized yet?!

[deadparrot]

12. LOL.

Believe me, after extended periods of time with him, I certainly don't act worthy of canonization... :rofl:

Yeah, he flunked out of community college and works at a Circuit City four hours away. I don't know how he holds down a job taking so much time off, but :shrug:. I avoid interaction with him as often as possible.

[ZombieNixon]

13. Bring him up to Chicago...

I'll lock him in the bathroom. }(

[deadparrot]

14. I'm thinking about it....

:toast:

My dad has already threatened to come up here and tell him off him several times (he's usually my sounding board on this issue), and ever so often, I've been tempted to let him.

[ZombieNixon]

15. My suitemate smokes so much pot in there that without air,

the guy'll either accede to all your demands or asphyxiate within an hour. :evilgrin:

[deadparrot]

16. Woo! Road trip to Chicago!

*buys map, blindfold, duct tape, and a large blunt object*

[ZombieNixon]

17. *cleans bathroom in preparation for visitors*

*covers air ducts*
*asks friends across the hall if I can use their shower for the next week or so*

[Starbucks Anarchist]

19. Can I move in?

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

26. ...

x(


That is all I have to say.

[BikeWriter]

18. I'd stick his stinking ass out the window.

[deadparrot]

20. You wouldn't believe how close I came last time he was here.

I'm in the top bunk, and after I went up for the night, he decided to put his t-shirt over one of the rungs of my ladder. My alarm went off in the morning, and I climbed out of bed half-asleep only to slip on the t-shirt and fall 2-3 feet to the floor. That...was not good. He's lucky he didn't try anything with me that day--I don't know what I would have done.

[BikeWriter]

21. I'd have throttled him with the wayward T-shirt.

[ZombieNixon]

2. Wow...I'm sorry...

Do you have earplugs or headphones or something?

[deadparrot]

6. Oh, yes.

And I'll be using them.

I've got a ton of crap to do this week, so they're going to have to deal with me being in here on the computer. If by some miracle I get it done, my other friends have offered me refuge in their rooms.

[Karenina]

25. How come your roommate

gets to put this guy up for THREE DAYS in your (collective) tiny space???
Do you not have the right to refuse to be subjected to such an intrusion?
:freak:

[JohnnyCougar]

22. I've got some pliers

And I'm not too far from DePaul...

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[Jean Louise Finch]

3. Oh no.

I empathize, though haven't had to put up with such a thing for a few years. It was always cause for similar furious reaction on my part, sometimes a bit irrational. Can you escape?

What's the story with the boyfriend? Why the rant? Messy? Scary? Loud, noisy sounds that you really don't want to be hearing? Or just another body in the house?

Sorry if you've posted such details before, but just wanted to let you know that I feel your pain!

[deadparrot]

7. Well,

he's stupid (intelligence-wise and common sense-wise), he cheats on her, he keeps demanding to know why I "study so much," he's...how shall I put this...dirty?

I really am willing to ignore him if he would just ignore me. Unfortunately, he doesn't. :scared:

Sorry for venting here...I just don't have anywhere else to go at the moment. :hi:

[antigone382]

4. Uh oh.

Been there, done that...(well, *heard* that, anyway).

Best of luck to you...you have my sympathy! :hug:

[deadparrot]

8. Thank you very much.

It is appreciated, I promise you. :hi:

[xchrom]

23. i'ld kill him.

just kill him -- i hate barbarians.

you're a saint and a far better person than me.

[GalleryGod]

24. HMMmmmmmmm?