My funny Valentine... (Post a funny story)

[Hugin]

The Valentine's Day I'll always remember is when one of the ladies
in the office went wild with the little metallic confetti hearts...

She spread them everywhere, including unfortunately on top of the
computer monitors. Which then proceeded in short order to short out
with spectacular displays of sparks and fireworks. (for months after)

It was my best valentine, EVER!

[jus_the_facts]

1. Have you heard this one yet...

Yesterday, I was stuck in a traffic jam in Washington, DC.

Nothing was moving.

A man knocked on my window; I rolled it down and asked him, "What

happened?"





He said: "Terrorists have kidnapped George W, Cheney, and Rumsfield.

They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to

douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to

car, taking up a collection."





I asked him, "How much is everyone giving?"









His reply: "About a gallon".