*breaking news* ABC, NBC news - Cheney never shot the lawyer......

[montana500]

apparently, after consulting with the White House, the AP, NBC and ABC news are now reporting that a piece of hay that was blowing in the wind brushed up against the trigger and depressed it, causing the 78 year hunting partner to be shot.

....and now you know the rest of the story!

[FreedomAngel82]

1. Are you serious???

[Kindigger]

2. No

He shot the sheriff, but he didn't shoot the deputy.

Ahhhhh! I woke up with an ear thingy. :banghead:

[yy4me]

3. Give me a break, this is absurd.

Will we ever learn to what depths these people will go? No way around this. I do no longer believe a word coming out of a Republican mouth. How stupid does this administration think we are?

[Idylle Moon Dancer]

4. yes, perhaps too absurd

I think the OP is making it up, however, it wouldn't surprise me if those jerks actually said that.

[Ian David]

5. An invisible man in the sky who gets angry when gay people get married

Those people will believe anything. Why not, "A bale of hay did it"?

[Road Scholar]

6. Ha! Good one. Completly fits the rest of their info. nt

[Benbow]

7. That means, I guess, that Whittington has already started legal

procedings for compensation.

And that's the best "defence" that Cheney can come up with - to say that it didn't happen and buy off all the witnesses. Pity he didn't think of this earlier ....

[adriennui]

8. they've got to be kidding

today is the day i suspend belief on everything. lies are truth.....the truth is lies, black is white, blah, blah, blah.

[melody]

9. LMAO!!! Good one. n/t

[Vinca]

10. I thought a prairie dog ran up his leg, hopped on his arm and

caused the gun to go off.

[Sugar Smack]

12. No, it was a squirrel that fell on his shoulder

that caused the gun to go off.:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

11. LOL! ROFLMAO! HAHAHAHA!!!!!OMG!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Atman]

13. Cheney's umbrella misfired

"Wrak wrak wrak! Stand still, dammit!"