The Vice Prez has got a Gun! To the tune of J.Brown's The Homecoming Queen

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To the Tune of Julie Brown's "The Homecoming Queen's got a Gun"

It was Inauguration Night in The D of C
Everyone was there, it was totally cool
I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans
'Cause my best friend Dickie was Vice Prez
He looked so pretty in pink chiffon. (Chiffon)
Riding the float with his bow tie on. (Bow tie on)
Holding this humongous Bible in his hand. (Bible)
He looked straight out of the Heartland!
You know that Cinderella ride
I mean definitely an E-ticket. (E-ticket)
The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked
I mean it was like the whole government was totally coked or something.
The band was playing 'Evergreen'
Then all of a sudden, somebody screamed:
Look out! The Vice Prez's got a SHOTGUN!!!

Everybody run, the Vice Prez's got a gun!
Everybody run, the Vice Prez has got a gun!
Dickie's smiling, and waving his gun
Picking off lackeys one by one
Oh! Scooter's pom poms just blew to bits
Oh no, Andy’s suit just did the splits!
My Vice Prez is on a shooting spree
Stop it, Dickie, you're embarrassing me!
How could you do what you just did
Are you having a really bad 2nd term?

Everybody run, the Vice Prez's got a gun!
Everybody run, the Vice Prez has got a gun!
Stop it, Dickie, you're making a fuss
Powder burns all over your tux
A full 24 hours later, ,the cops had arrived
By then the entire TRMPAC had died - no big loss
You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop him
Tear gas, machine guns... even a chopper!
Throw down your gun and bow tie and come out of that float!
Dickie didn't listen to what the cop said,
He aimed and fired, and now the Majority Leader's on meds!
Oh, it's really sad, but kinda of a relief,
I mean we had this big trial coming up next week...

Everybody run, the Vice Prez's got a gun!
Everybody run, the Vice Prez has got a gun!
Dickie's really having a blast!
He's wasting half of the House!
The cops fired a warning shot that blew him off that float.
I tried to scream Duck! but it stuck in my throat.
He hit the ground and did a flip; it was real acrobatic.
But I was crying so hard, I couldn't work my Instamatic.
I ran down to Dickie, I had to find out.
What made him do it, why'd he freak out?
I saw the bullet had got him right in the butt.
I knew then... he was a total nut.

So I ran down and said in his good ear.
Dickie, why’d you do it?
He raised her head and smiled and said.
I did it for Georgie.
Georgie, well like who's Georgie? Answer me Dickie who's Georgie.
Does anybody here know a Georgie?
Are you Georgie? There was one guy named Georgie.
But he was a total geek. He always screwed up every policy.
Answer me Dickie who's Georgie.
Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane
You know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled
But we’ll never know who Georgie is because like Dickie's off to an undisclosed location.


Everybody run, the Vice Prez's got a gun!
Everybody run
Everybody run, the Vice Prez has got a
Everybody run
Everybody run, the Vice Prez has got a

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1. Wheee shameless self-promotion bump

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2. Wow.

That reference brings back memories. I love Julie Brown. :)

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3. Dr. Demento classic :)

I immediately thought of this song when I heard about Cheney shooting someone.