Cheney's got a gun

[Elidor]

Cheney's got a gun
Everybody run
’Cause Cheney’s got a gun

What did that old man do?
Did he sneak up on you?

”Clearly I was wronged here
The bird I wanted got away”
See the old man had it comin'
Now that Cheney’s got a gun
Shit ain't never gonna be the same!

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
Just drop your shit and run
’Cause Cheney’s got a gun

Why is this day-old news?
Were you knockin’ back the booze?

“I was acting on intelligence
He might have had WMDs
I really barely scratched him
He’s a sneaky little lawyer
If anyone’s the victim here it’s me”

Keep away, keep those cops away from me!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Keep away, keep those fucking cops away from me!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Keep away, keep away, keep far away

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
McClellan’s on the run

Why is he in ICU?
Just how close was he to you?

“It’s NOT really illegal,
If you will, ‘cause I’m the Veep
He might have had a weapon
Clearly, I felt threatened:
I had to act pre-emptively”

Tell us now it’s untrue
Tell us laws apply to you

”This office never comments
When the Veep’s boomstick goes BANG!
That lawyer’s clearly senile,
Has Al Qaeda on his speed dial
And a trip to Gitmo on the way…”

Keep away, keep those cops away from me!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Keep away, keep the fucking press away from me!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Keep away, keep away, keep them all away!


Be very afraid.