Are You A Hick?

[pstokely]

TAKE THE TEXAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION

First Name: (check appropriate box)


(_) Billie Bob
(_) Jim
(_) Hank
(_) Leroy
(_) Willy
(_) Buford


Last Name:


(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae

Age: ____

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right


Occupation:

(_)Farmer

(_)Mechanic

(_)Asbestos Worker

(_)Hair Dresser

(_)Un-employed


Spouse's Name: __________________________


Relationship with spouse:

(_) Sister

(_) Brother

(_) Aunt

(_) Uncle

(_) Cousin

(_) Mother

(_) Father

(_) Son

(_) Daughter

(_) Pet


Number of children living in household: ___


Number that are yours: ___


Mother's Name: _______________________


Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure,

leave blank)


Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)


Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check

appropriate box)


___ Total number of vehicles you own

___ Number of vehicles that still crank

___ Number of vehicles in front yard

___ Number of vehicles in back yard

___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks


Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck

____ bedroom

____ bathroom

____ kitchen

____ shed


Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_


Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_)The National Enquirer
(_)The Globe

(_)TV Guide

(_)Soap Opera Digest


___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO


How often do you bathe:

(_)Weekly

(_)Monthly

(_)Not Applicable


Color of teeth:

(_)Yellow

(_)Brownish-Yellow

(_)Brown

(_)Black

(_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: (_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)don't know


Organizations that you belong to: (Check all that are

applicable)
(_) NRA

(_) KKK

(_) NHRA


Number of tractor pulls you've been to this month :
(_)<5(_) 5-10(_) 11-15 (_) Can't count


Beverage of choice:

(_) Night Train

(_) Blind Dog Bourbon

(_) Cousin Cletus' Moonshine (Non-Commercial)

(_) Gasoline


Number of Skoal Belt Buckles You Own:____


Brand of Jeans you prefer:

(_) Wranglers


Do you play the banjo? (_) Yes

[PittPoliSci]

1. yeah i possess one of those first names...

[nemo137]

2. 3 Generations of Billy-Bobs on my mom's side

Well, William Roberts if you want to get technical, but Billy Bob works.

[PittPoliSci]

3. i'm just a Willy

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

4. How odd. They forgot "Bubba".

:rofl:

[Benfea]

5. Clearly, that is an unforgivable ommission. -NT

:D