So...I hate Valentine's Day!

[ZombieNixon]

I hate Valentine's Day! x(

Hate it, hate it, hate it.

Never got a Valentine, save for the three you see at the bottom of this post. (In the fine tradition of hypocritical leaders, I, the leader of the War on Valentine's Day, have three Valentines :D).

Hate it, hate it, hate it.

I'm always single on Valentine's Day...never have a date, won't have one today.

Each year, my belief in love is destroyed a little more.

I'm old-fashioned in worst way...for some weird reason, I still believe in true love...when every day it's made clearer that it no longer exists.

What's worse? I can't even think of anyone I know who I'd even like to be with right now. :shrug:

I am the new Nietzsche: love is dead (to me, anyway, at this moment...the moment I get a girlfriend, that will all change, I'm fickle like that }().

So, I hate Valentine's Day and Valentine's Day hates me. x(

I'm just bitter because I haven't even put any effort into finding a date and I feel like depressing you all! :bounce:

That is all. }(

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Oh hush up.

I'm single, never had a date on Valentine's Day. There is NO ONE(and I mean NO ONE) who I would be even remotely interested in... and you don't hear me complaining. :P


Really ^that^ was NOT complaining, I was making a point! :P

[ZombieNixon]

2. Hey, someone's gotta keep you from getting too happy!

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. You enjoy being the curmudgeon, don't you?

:P

[ZombieNixon]

8. Just on Valentine's Day!

And the days leading up to it! :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. I roll my eyes at you!

:eyes: <---- SEE!!!!



:silly:

[ZombieNixon]

10. My smiley for the day...

x(

x( x( x(

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. Poor baby.

:nopity:

[ZombieNixon]

12. ...

x(

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. ....

:P

[ZombieNixon]

14. OK, I gotta laugh at that one...

Where'd you find it?

BTW, yes I will, but a few days ago I co-opted yvr girl's screenname, and she hasn't claimed it yet, so I'm pulling for both of us, which essentially makes me a hermaphroditic bisexual...do you have a problem with this? :shrug:

:P
:silly:

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. Google.

I thought it was cute. ^_^




I have no problems.

[ZombieNixon]

16. YAY!!!

:bounce:
















































































but i still hate valentine's day only this time it's a matter of principle and not practicality...:silly:


:hide:

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. You're incorrigible!!

:P

[ZombieNixon]

19. Well, valentine, you're just gonna have to learn to live with it!

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. What have I gotten myself into?

[ZombieNixon]

22. One of these:

x(


}(

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. LOL!

I have a question... have you ever used any of these: :bluebox: :redbox: :graybox: :daily: :weekly: :tv: :radio: :web: ?


:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

26. No. I don't even know what they're for.

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. That makes two of us.

:confused:

[jpgray]

21. Get a Valentine's Day suite already, you two

:P

[ZombieNixon]

23. What? It hasn't even started yet!

And it's not like flvegan and LeftyMom! Those threads got hot! :blush:

[jpgray]

25. Okay, get a sundae then

ZombieNixon, you pick up RevAxe in your Chevy Nova.

[ZombieNixon]

29. Chevy Nova?

Shit, now I gotta go car stealing! x(

Now I know what people mean when they call Valentine's Day a pain in the ass! x(

[jpgray]

38. You need a Chevy Nova to close this deal

If not that, a '96 Taurus will do. It has to be Dramamine Green, though.

[ZombieNixon]

39. What's Dramamine?

Is that even a word? I think you're bullshitting me! :spank:

[jpgray]

40. It's an antemetic

It would come in handy before reading my Jupiter pun below, for example.

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. Now you're talkin'!

:woohoo:

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. Oh please.

There's nothing going on.











































Yet. :evilgrin:

[jpgray]

31. Nothing says "nothing yet" like shared sherbert

RevAxe, you pick up ZombieNixon in your DeSoto.

[ZombieNixon]

32. OK, just how suggestive is that picture?

:rofl: :blush:

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. Those look kind of like boobs.

I mean uh.. no I mean they look like boobs.

[ZombieNixon]

34. Damn right they look like boobs!

:evilgrin:

[jpgray]

35. Twin globes of Passion Fruit. JupitHers, if you will (nt)

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. omg.

:rofl:

[deadparrot]

3. I'm wearing black tomorrow.

:hi:

[ZombieNixon]

4. All my black clothes are either too small or too big.

x(

I think I'll dress in different shades of blue, like I do every day! :D

[jpgray]

5. I'm already in trouble because of it, and I only had a platonic engagement

:cry:

[ZombieNixon]

7. Hey I've got shit to do...

I'd rather be on a date, but I have two rather large projects due Wednesday! x(

[last_texas_dem]

17. I just try to ignore it

Instead of acknowleding its existence and hating it, I have decided to start ignoring it until it will eventually be able to pass without me even knowing it happened, like Columbus Day, Secretary's Day and other such holidays.

(My plan hasn't succeeded yet, but maybe in a few years...!)

[BikeWriter]

37. After three tries, put me down as sceptical about true love.

[ghostsofgiants]

41. A valentine just fo you...

:evilgrin:

[unsavedtrash]

42. hate this VD. My partner of ten years and I broke up two days ago so it

really sucks ass.

[NMMNG]

43. Valentines Day is just an over-commercialized crap-fest

designed to make people feel like they must hook up or be hooked up to be happy and functional. The trick is to not buy the hype and learn to be satisfied just the way you are, whether you are hooked up or not.

And if you're single, just think of how much money you're saving right now!

[GalleryGod]

48. Sorry you feel that way.......

Here's a PITT MOMENT for you!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

44. Join the club.

Valentine's Day is miserable if you've got nothing to show for it. Fortunately, I have friends, even if no lovers.

Still....

x( x( x(

[kitkatrose]

45. Welcome to the freakin club!

I got to listen to my roommate getting her valentine from her bf at 9am and all their kissing smoochiness. Go me. Feh! x(

[ScreamingMeemie]

46. Aw. I hate when people are so thoughtless.

:hug:

[kitkatrose]

50. Eh, I was already cranky, that was just the icing on the cake.

It doesn't matter though. I've decided that this holiday weekend is the perfect time to pamper myself; I've got a nice hotel room in downtown DC (so I don't get bored) for three nights and I'm going to make myself some chocolate covered strawberries since I can't pay Godiva anymore money. ;) And of course I have a minimum five page paper to write, but that might be enjoyable (I'm such a nerd). So I come out on top.

Thanks for the hug. How's your V day going? :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

51. I'm chilly and I'm putting off getting the ingredients for dinner tonight.

But, other than that...I'm good. I just got up from a nap. I love writing papers too! :hi:

[GalleryGod]

47. Here's a couple of "bon-bons" for you.....

[MissMillie]

49. I'll be your date....

It can be easy to get discouraged at Valentines Day. When I think of how many.... that all walked away.

Oh well, their loss, right?

[miss_american_pie]

52. That's your rant?

I'm not impressed.

Love is, regardless of your belief in it. So screw the commercialization and do something nice for yourself today.

:hug: :loveya: :hug:

[ZombieNixon]

56. Yeah, well I've got a bunch of shit to do by tomorrow, so I have limited

time to concentrate on rantage...:D

[laurelbunny]

53. well that's your fault isn't it ?

jerk ! your just writing to wish us a horrible Valentines day!!!! :nuke: :thumbsdown:

[ZombieNixon]

55. Well, of course!

My inner curmudgeon has to bring other people down to feel validated! }(

Welcome to DU, BTW! :hi:

[Shine]

54. I invite you to change your perspective, my friend.

Even if you don't have a girlfriend, date, whatever, you can still keep your heart open and focus on loving YOURSELF, which is truly what matters the most.

You are perfectly lovable, just as you are. :hug:

Happy Valentine's Day, ZombieNixon. :loveya:

[Trigger Hippie]

57. Valentine's Day is just silly.

I don't even care enough to hate it. Even when I wasn't single, my boyfriend and I never celebrated V-Day. :shrug: