It goes without saying that nudity would make Curling

[MichaelHarris]

an even more exciting sport but I think I have some ideas to get it into the mainstream.

1) Heckling, the other team gets to heckle the sweepers. Airhorns would be encouraged.

2)Paintball guns, 2 extra team-members would have to be added but they get to sit on the sidelines and shoot the person sliding the rock.

3) Full contact Curling, after the rock is slide and the sweepers start the other team gets to tackle the sweepers. I think every sport should be full contact, even sychonized swimming.

4) Finally, Dick Cheney Curling. He gets to push the rock at the other teams face.

[Omphaloskepsis]

1. The naked body is fantastic..

unless you are sweeping. Really, these are two things that shouldn't be mixed. Like peanut butter and chocolate.

[MichaelHarris]

2. I got to thinking

Would nudity in men's curling be a bad thing? They do get awfully low to the ice and that could cause the Jimmy Junk to drag.