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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 07:50 AM Original message |
Things _not_ to say to your sweetie today. |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 07:52 AM Response to Original message |
1. "I'll need a list of all your recent sexual contacts." |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 07:55 AM Response to Reply #1 |
6. And when the list is pulled out, |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 01:50 PM Response to Reply #6 |
71. Just like when I pull mine out! |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 07:52 AM Response to Original message |
2. "Hey, close the door and come and take a look at this and tell |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 07:54 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. "Wouldja call this a _boil_ or a zit?" |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 06:26 PM Response to Reply #5 |
81. It's a gummy bear. |
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mdmc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 07:53 AM Response to Original message |
3. what day is it, today? |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 07:53 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. It's the day that I give you a hug! |
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mdmc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:22 AM Response to Reply #4 |
19. thanks heidi! |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 07:56 AM Response to Original message |
7. It's VD day today? |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:00 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Always wear protection! |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:01 AM Response to Reply #9 |
11. I always use protection... |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:07 AM Response to Reply #11 |
13. You're a smart guy, Fox Mulder. |
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Taxloss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 07:58 AM Response to Original message |
8. "Remember that conversation we had about threesomes? This is Cindy ..." |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:01 AM Response to Reply #8 |
10. Yikes! |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:06 AM Response to Original message |
12. ... |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:09 AM Response to Reply #12 |
14. Why are you crying? |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 02:11 PM Response to Reply #14 |
74. I was experiencing a crisis of confidence |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:19 AM Response to Original message |
15. There's so much more of you to love this year Dear |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:20 AM Response to Reply #15 |
16. "Your stomach pooches out less in those jeans, honey." |
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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:20 AM Response to Original message |
17. Do you think this is too big? |
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Binka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:21 AM Response to Original message |
18. Is That Angela Merkel Coming Out Your Ass? |
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mdmc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:24 AM Response to Reply #18 |
21. looks slagalicious! |
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Binka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:31 AM Response to Reply #21 |
23. You Are From Newburgh? Shit My Father Was Born There.. |
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mdmc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:42 AM Response to Reply #23 |
28. yup... the waterfront is back, now. Perhaps your cous has a spot |
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Binka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:48 AM Response to Reply #28 |
35. I Made It Up I Am Wont To Do That As I Have A Four Year Old |
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mdmc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:57 AM Response to Reply #35 |
44. I hear that! |
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Binka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 09:02 AM Response to Reply #44 |
48. If You Get To Sicily Come See Us |
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mdmc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 09:34 AM Response to Reply #48 |
55. I will |
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mdmc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 12:33 PM Response to Reply #23 |
65. was calies hair as blond as her sisters when she was younger? |
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Ravenseye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:22 AM Response to Original message |
20. "bitch, make me a chicken pot pie!" |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:33 AM Response to Reply #20 |
24. Maybe if you said, "Bitch, make me a chicken pot pie, _PLEASE!_" |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:31 AM Response to Original message |
22. I forgot. |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:36 AM Response to Original message |
25. "Valentino who?" (nt) |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 01:37 PM Response to Reply #25 |
68. Is he that jerk that revealed the magicians' secrets? |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 02:35 PM Response to Reply #68 |
75. Huh? |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 06:25 PM Response to Reply #75 |
80. This guy... |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:38 AM Response to Original message |
26. If you're in a heterosexual relationship... |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:41 AM Response to Reply #26 |
27. "I've decided to be perfectly honest with you . . ." |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:42 AM Response to Reply #27 |
29. Yeah...true, true. |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:46 AM Response to Reply #29 |
32. (((((((((((((((((((((( terrya ))))))))))))))))))))))))) |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:47 AM Response to Reply #32 |
34. No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:49 AM Response to Reply #34 |
37. Heh-heh. |
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Nicholas D Wolfwood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 09:05 AM Response to Reply #26 |
50. "Honey, I'm gay... and this is Bob!" |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:43 AM Response to Original message |
30. "I baked it myself. You can just pick the cat hair out." |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:55 AM Response to Reply #30 |
41. lol |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:44 AM Response to Original message |
31. "I sure wish I knew your name." |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:46 AM Response to Reply #31 |
33. Hahahahaha! |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:50 AM Response to Reply #33 |
38. "It's on the tip of my tongue... |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:49 AM Response to Original message |
36. "I was going to ask you to marry me, but |
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x-g.o.p.er (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:52 AM Response to Original message |
39. I like you, not love, but like you... |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:56 AM Response to Reply #39 |
42. Or "I love you, but I don't LOVE love you." (nt) |
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x-g.o.p.er (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 11:38 AM Response to Reply #42 |
63. Or "I love you, but I'm not IN love with you." n/t |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 12:47 PM Response to Reply #63 |
66. Semantics has broken more hearts |
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kick-ass-bob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:54 AM Response to Original message |
40. Hold on babe, the game is on. |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:56 AM Response to Reply #40 |
43. "During the next commercial, I promise." (nt) |
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kick-ass-bob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:59 AM Response to Reply #43 |
46. Oh, sorry - they didn't break for commercials. |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:59 AM Response to Reply #46 |
47. "What are you crying about _this_ time?" (nt) |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 08:57 AM Response to Original message |
45. "But hon, how many more opportunities will I have with twins?" |
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NashVegas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 09:05 AM Response to Original message |
49. To Him: "Oh ... Of Course It's Not *Too* Small" |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 09:06 AM Response to Reply #49 |
51. "I've _passed_ bigger stones than that." |
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Nicholas D Wolfwood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 09:07 AM Response to Original message |
52. "Mom's going to have dinner with us tonight!" |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 09:08 AM Response to Original message |
53. Hey baby, I broke into your makeup box and painted a rose on the end |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 09:10 AM Response to Reply #53 |
54. Oh, you're _suave_, DS1. |
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GalleryGod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 09:57 AM Response to Original message |
56. It's not YOU,Sweetie...it's ME. |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 10:14 AM Response to Reply #56 |
59. "It's so little and _cute_! Is it _cold_?" (nt) |
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samplegirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 10:08 AM Response to Original message |
57. I've got a headache |
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samplegirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 10:11 AM Response to Original message |
58. or that it makes your neck |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 10:18 AM Response to Original message |
60. "Yes honey it does make you look fat, especially you ass" |
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MountainLaurel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 10:27 AM Response to Original message |
61. Hey wench, where's dinner? |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 11:48 AM Response to Reply #61 |
64. Actually, that one |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 11:37 AM Response to Original message |
62. I see you've got makeup on - doesn't help much |
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Beer Snob-50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 12:49 PM Response to Original message |
67. Are you on the rag dear? |
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Kerrytravelers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
69. I thought it would be fun to have my parnts over for dinner tonight. |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 01:49 PM Response to Original message |
70. When mine flares up, it's contagious... |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
72. Avoid adding "mostly" to any declaration of love. |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
73. "You've been getting chunky, especially in the ass, so I |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 02:36 PM Response to Original message |
76. "Would you mind taking your teeth out for this?" (nt) |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 03:06 PM Response to Original message |
77. The Clinic said you and all my other partners should be tested. |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 03:08 PM Response to Original message |
78. They've dug up the remains of my previoius lover. Pack your things, |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 03:31 PM Response to Original message |
79. 'Peg, c'mere and pop this thing under my arm!' |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Feb-14-06 06:28 PM Response to Original message |
82. And that's why they call me "MAN Coulter." (nt) |
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