eBay poster offers "Brokeback Dolls" featuring "dog, beans, tent, liquor"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

They're KEN DOLLS that this enterprising individual dressed up in cowboy outfits and offered for sale...

:spray:

http://cgi.ebay.com/BROKEBACK-MOUNTAIN-GAY-OOAK-DOLL-DOLLS-DISPLAY_W0QQitemZ5666078097QQcategoryZ48920QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting">BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN DISPLAY with Jake & Ennis Dolls, 2 Horses, Campfire, Dog, Can of Beans, Tent, Flashlight, Liquor Bottle and Tree!

You get all of the above if you win this auction. I am always trying to create memorable dolls and what more than Jake & Erin from Brokeback Mountain. The pictures don't really do the display any justice. It has fake grass and is made out of wood. It measures 17 1/2"W x 12"D x15"H, you get two extra strips of grass to place on the sides of the display. It is just beautiful. Create your own display by positioning the dolls in different positions. The picture strip is included. Be the only one to own this display and dolls for it will be the only one I make. The dolls are fully poseable!



Time left: 4 days 6 hours
7-day listing, Ends Feb-18-06 15:59:24 PST
Start time: Feb-11-06 15:59:24 PST
History: 2 bids (US $49.99 starting bid)

[DS1]

1. Different positions, eh?

:D

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

3. Seems they were very careful to point that out...a couple of times.

:evilgrin:

[swimboy]

4. I think his fly is open . . .

:blush:

[tjwmason]

14. Bloody typical.

Don't your eyes ever look elsewhere?

[swimboy]

2. And they're fully poseable!

:rofl:

[ComerPerro]

5. That's funny

[Bunny]

6. Are those green beans? Green beans?

What the fuck kind of cowboy eats green beans around the fire? For Chrissake!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

7. Yeah, looks like a can of Del Monte green beans...

...a staple of any good cowboy diet.

:spray:

Looks like the doll "creator" got a little lazy at the miniature store.

:rofl:

[terrya]

8. Did this person even SEE the movie? There is no character named...

"Erin". There's a character named Ennis....

[NMMNG]

13. There's no "Jake" either. His name was Jack.

I wonder if the guy purposely changed them to avoid copyright infringement or if he's just a nimrod.

[donheld]

9. Anatomically Correct?

:shrug:

[Deja Q]

11. In the Mattel Barbie series, neither had the goodies. Then there's Billy:

Now that dude ain't missin' nuttin'... (and would leave Barbie unable to walk for weeks!)

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

10. Oh good. Making men out of Barbies, I knew Ennis had no Pennis...

:rofl:

[Kerrytravelers]

12. Dolls don't quite look like the real things...

... do they?