Committee to End Sports Hunting of Lawyers

[enigami]

Please join me in this noble cause before it is too late.

C.A.S.H.L.

Because lawyers are cute and cuddly

Because lawyers don't taste good

Besides. What would the world be like without lawyers?

Oh. Never mind

[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. I just saw in GD that Whittington's in ICU now.

"Mildly peppered," my ass.

:eyes:

[enigami]

2. Mildly peppered is how I like my salad

[underpants]

3. Hunter shot by Cheney has 'minor heart attack'

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/14/cheney/index.html

[WritingIsMyReligion]

5. Pfffft.

"Minor heart attack," my ass.

;D

[enigami]

7. I didnt know there was such a thing

as a minor heart attack

[BikeWriter]

8. Exactly. It quits, you rot.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

16. LOL---Neither did I.

A heart attack's a heart attack, any way you look at it.

[Hugin]

6. I guess they better send in marksman DUCK! to finish the job...

Hope they follow the "Hunter's Rule"... You know,

"You eat what you kill."

[eyesroll]

4. As a future lawyer, I endorse this cause wholeheartedly.

:thumbsup:

[Dave Reynolds]

9. When properly washed and prepared,

they really are quite tasty. :evilgrin:

[BikeWriter]

10. How the f would you ever tenderize one?

[Dave Reynolds]

12. Some of these are already washed and tender,

just awaiting the eating part.

[BikeWriter]

14. D-d-damn!

[enigami]

11. My grandma told me

if you soak them in salt water it takes the gamey taste out of em

[Benfea]

13. Look, sometimes the herd needs to be thinned.

If we let them overpopulate, they actually suffer more as they compete with each other for increasingly scant resources.

[BikeWriter]

15. Yes, but lawyers are hu... Oh, whatever.