I bought my wife a bag of Pirate's Booty today.

[RandomKoolzip]

Sure it's not the most romantic gift, but what the fuck...I'm broke. Besides which, what human can resist puffed corn and white cheddar-flavored salt?

Happy Valentine's Day, __________, wherever you are right now. :loveya:

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. I think that is a wonderful gift, seeing as MrG is getting a bag of beef

jerky from me. :hi:

[RandomKoolzip]

2. I always get my friends food for their birthdays, Xmas, etc.

I gave SouthoftheBorderPaul an orange for his birthday once.

Shit, you KNOW they'll use it, unlike a paper shredder or a self-help book or some other damn thing I usually seem to get as gifts.

Happy VD! :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. Or a cardboard, heartshaped box of candy!

I never like that candy. :hi: Happy VD to you too! I've had my shots. :bounce:

[sasquatch]

3. Wow, are your hearts related to cockroaches?

They're breeding like Roaches is all I know.

[ScreamingMeemie]

17. They can't seem to keep their hands off each other...

They seem to have fallen asleep now though... :hi:

[imperialismispasse]

5. Is that a euphemism?

[ScreamingMeemie]

19. Hey! Are you calling me a bag???

In some subversive sort of way??? ;)

[imperialismispasse]

21. I'm not even sure what I was referring to actually

but it sounded dirty. :D

[billyskank]

6. Well there you are!

I been missing you all day! :hug:

:hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

20. Hi billy! I missed you too. I actually had to "do" things again.

I hate it when I have to really work. :hug: :loveya:

[billyskank]

22. I hate it when you have to really work too!

:rofl:

:loveya:

[Left Is Write]

24. Mr. LiW is getting wine.

And wineglasses too.

Of course, that way I benefit just as much as he does! :D

[ScreamingMeemie]

31. Great idea!

I am not a jerky fan, so it's all MrG's :hi:

[redqueen]

4. Romantic is okay, but thoughtful is better.

:hi:

[RandomKoolzip]

13. Romantic AND thoughtful would make her brain explode.

:hi:

[ET Awful]

7. Did you get the pirate's permission first? I mean if you're gonna let

your wife handle his bootie and all, you really should have him sign a waiver or somethin' :P

[RandomKoolzip]

14. Has any pirate EVER minded when ANY woman touched his booty?

[GirlinContempt]

8. Awwwwwwwww

I think that's sweet

[billyskank]

10. ...

:hi:

[GirlinContempt]

11. heya doll

:hi:

[billyskank]

18. It seems as if I have fixed my computer *touch wood*

I thought "to hell with it" and reinstalled my OS. I just managed to watch an episode of Bab 5 and my computer did not get stuck once.
:woohoo:

[GirlinContempt]

29. Awesome!

[cassandra uprising]

9. What woman could resist

being feed her favorite snack by her lover? I thinks it could be plenty romantic.

[RandomKoolzip]

15. Well....crumbs in the bed can be rough on the whipper.

Just sayin'....

[JVS]

12. I found a cheaper form of pirate booty

[Left Is Write]

23. You're just an incurable romantic.

:D

There's nothing like a little Pirate's Booty to brighten a girl's day.

[RandomKoolzip]

25. Yeah, except MORE than a little Pirate's Booty!

She's gettin' the WHOLE BAG, and no that's not a metaphor.

[Rowdyboy]

26. Why is there no "I bought my pirate a bag of Wife'sBooty today" copycat?

It seems like such a natural....

[Beware the Beast Man]

27. What, is that the new thing on the streets?

Crazy kids...

[ghostsofgiants]

28. Yarr!

[Bonhomme Richard]

30. And I've seem to have lost my bag of pirate booty.

Coincidence? I Think Not.

[DawgHouse]

32. DH brought me home some fried chicken livers.

God, I love that man. :loveya: