So I go to Taco Bell for an early supper...

[TheMightyFavog]

You know how they have these sayings on the packets of hot sauce? Mine said the following.

"Nice palm. I read a great deal of pleasure in your future."

Do the Taco Bell people ever stop and think about these sayings when they write them?

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. OMG! Can't... stop... laughing!

*dies*

[SeattleGirl]

2. OMG!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[last_texas_dem]

3. That's funny

I wonder if that's an intentional double entendre of if we just have dirty minds?

I think my favorite sauce packet saying is "I fear bike tires." Not particularly clever, but it cracked me up because of the number of sauce packets I *have* seen on the ground that look like they've been run over by bikes.

[TheMightyFavog]

4. Keep in mind, we are denizens of The Lounge.

I think having a dirty mind is practically a requirement for hanging out here.

[TheMightyFavog]

5. OK, the packet is now taped to my door.

I'm willing to bet that come Thursday night, it will be gone.

[laheina]

6. That one took me a second...

...and then I almost fell out of my chair. :rofl:

[deadparrot]

7. Yeah, I definitely read it the wrong way first.

Before I read it as innocent.

I need a boyfriend. :bounce:

[Deja Q]

8. Well, I'm like 680 or so miles away...

:7

[deadparrot]

10. .

[Deja Q]

9. Well, if you apply the sauce as a cheap alternative to KY, there will

be NO pleasure of any sort.

[TheMightyFavog]

11. Ow....

That made my man pain empathy response go off.

[crispini]

12. How is that not dirty?

I can't even think of a PG interpretation of that!