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cyberpj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-14-06 10:29 PM
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A Valentine for all the currently unattached straight women in the house..
(as sent by my Mom to me and some of my bestest friends today...)

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "No".
The girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.
The End!


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KT2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-15-06 01:05 AM
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1. Love it!
Gonna send to friends.
Thanks
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-15-06 01:12 AM
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2. kick
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-15-06 01:12 AM
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3. and NEVER had to make sure the toilet seat was down!
Although, I'm having trouble with that "clean house" thing. :)
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Nicole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-15-06 01:38 AM
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4. Good one
:rofl:

Being alone does have it's advantages.:toast:
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-15-06 01:47 AM
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5. Depends on with whom you are alone.
:7
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