HELP! For more than four hours now, I've had a heart on

[leftofthedial]

all my posts.

Should I call a doctor?

[In_The_Wind]

1. Nah. It'll pass.

You'll probably miss it when it's gone.

[leftofthedial]

5. I know I will

I'm rather enjoying it!

It's my only valentine.

[In_The_Wind]

13. Oh really! I'll share one that a very special person sent to me.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4745260#top

Where you earlier today when I was handing out hearts, hugs and loveya. huh?

[leftofthedial]

18. thank you.

If it weren't for my DU friends, it would be a lonely Valentine's Day around here!

What a beautiful bouquet.

:-)

[LynnTheDem]

2. Gee, the best thing to do when you have a heart on

all your posts is to relax and enjoy it. Play with your heart on
all your posts. Think pleasant thoughts while you play with your heart on
all your posts.

[leftofthedial]

6. HELP! My heart on

all my posts is bright red!!!

:evilgrin:

[LynnTheDem]

8. That's quite normal for your heart on

all your posts to be bright red. No need to worry. After you play with your heart on
all your posts for awhile, the bright red will fade.

[leftofthedial]

10. are you sure it's normal?

I mean I won't go blind, will I, playing with my heart on
all my posts?

[LynnTheDem]

12. You definitely won't go blind playing with your heart on

all your posts. And guaranteed, before you ask, playing with your heart on
all your posts won't make your palms hairy.

[leftofthedial]

16. oh

then something else must be causing it . . .

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. I told you to ease up on the Niagara!

[leftofthedial]

7. that'll put a little starch in your heart on

all your posts

[LeftyMom]

4. The best thing to do with a lasting heart on

your posts is to share it with somebody you love.

[leftofthedial]

9. alas!

I'm betwixt and between. all by my lonesome. just me and my heart on
all my posts.

:-(

:bounce:

[deadparrot]

11. Will Dick Cheney be visiting your area soon?

If not, you're probably fine. :hi:

[LynnTheDem]

14. ROTFL!

:rofl:

[leftofthedial]

19. whew!

you mean I can save face?

[hfojvt]

15. this guy goes to the pharmacy and says

"I have an erection that won't go away, what can you give me for it?"
The pharmacist, who is a woman, says "I need to consult my sister on this since she is my business partner and a pharmacist too."

She comes back in ten minutes and says "the most we can give you is $50,000 and a half interest in the store."

[Crazy Guggenheim]

17. BA DA BING!

:popcorn:

[leftofthedial]

20. buh dum

psshhhht!