You all are the most oversexed people I've ever encountered

[NMMNG]

"Pairs Ice Skating would be more interesting if the women didn't wear any underwear."

"Curling would be better if they were naked."

"Next year instead of the hearts, they should do little boobs."

"Better yet, elephantine dancing penises!"


I just can't get over you all!

[ZombieNixon]

1. Oversexed?

Hell, in my case, recently, it's been quite the opposite! :-(

[RevCheesehead]

2. And that's why you spend all your time here, right?

:rofl:

I love ya, Buffy! :hug:

[NMMNG]

12. It's not the only reason

I also come for the "Intellectual Stimulation".










:rofl:

[BikeWriter]

28. Oh, good one. Brava!

[amitten]

3. Admit it--you like the boobs idea.

It's charming.

[NMMNG]

11. Actually I did

Though the flasher idea further down the thread also had it's appeal. :rofl:

[FuzzySlippers]

4. I don't think it's oversexed so much

as it is nobody in the Lounge is getting any.:D

[deadparrot]

8. Yep.

:bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

15. I think you're right, Fuzzy!

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[cfield]

55. Speak for yourself

I'm getting tons; it's just that the more I get, the more I like to talk about it!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

5. What about nude Presidential Primaries? That hasn't been mentioned

yet. Jeez. We're not that over sexed if we didn't think that.

:popcorn:

[Zookeeper]

7. Hmmm? Eeeesh! 'Don't think I want to go there....

unless George Clooney or Keith Olbermann are running....:evilgrin:

[DarkmoonIkonoklast]

41. or someone convinces Queen Latifah to run!

... but then, why should she take a demotion?

[NMMNG]

13. Ewwww

I can't imagine we'd ever get that desperate. :scared:

[TOhioLiberal]

49. Well at least...

...we'd be able to tell who the 'best man' is...:rofl::rofl::evilgrin:

[mdmc]

53. yeah, Hillary!

she would get my vote, hands down!

[LeftyMom]

6. To be oversexed

Wouldn't I have to be getting some? :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Nope

Just wanting it as much as you apparently do.









:hide:

[LeftyMom]

10. Okay just checking.

O8)

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Jeebus, wha'd I hide for?

I thought sure you'd slug me for that. :shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

16. you need a sign.

One that says "please spank me."

:spank:

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. I don't need no sign

I do it with subtle, clever innuendo. :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

17. I don't know if LM would slug you

But I'll spank you!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :evilgrin:

[DarkmoonIkonoklast]

42. SG, you'd spank almost ANYone!

:spank:
... preferably nude, right? :evilgrin: :blush: :applause:

[LeftyMom]

19. It's hardly a secret

I'm a healthy young woman and involved in a new relationship- that I'm a touch on the hormonal side is hardly a surprise. :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. 'A touch on the hormonal side'

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

25. I read the funniest thing the other day

http://chetday.com/vegandietdangers.htm

No need to read the whole thing, it's really illogical and focused on very strict weight loss plans than happen to be vegan trather than the typical diet of the ethical vegan, but this part struck me as funny:

"Most Commonly Reported Problems and Symptoms

* inadequate milk production for nursing mothers, as well as retarded physical and mental development in some children who are strictly on a vegan or raw food diet;

* slow metabolism leading to a much less robust lifestyle;

* a general lack of vitality;

* low body temperature (always cold);

* a weak, touchy digestive system with a loss of digestive strength (unable to metabolize food quickly, have to be careful what you eat, how much, must practice food combining to be able to digest food, etc.);

* food cravings (especially among women);

* stalled weight loss because metabolism is too low (predominately in women);

* inability to gain weight, resulting in shrunken, cadaverous-looking bodies (predominately in men);

* weight gains from overeating on carbohydrates;

* amenorrhea (menstrual cycles cease), even in young women;

* loss of libido;

* hair loss and nail problems;

* dental cavities, tooth loss, and gum problems;

* joint pain;

* inability to conceive"


Loss of libido? :wtf: :rofl: I have no idea what vegans he's talking to. Nobody I know. :blush:

[billyskank]

31. Must... resist... temptation... to... reply...

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

35. What?

:shrug:

[billyskank]

38. Oh, nothing

:blush:

:hi:

[Wapsie B]

18. I don't know about that.

Although somedays the crack of dawn looks mighty good. ;-)
and sherri, and gail........:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

23. now you just hush....

and stop spreading Joy around here! :spank::spank:

[Wapsie B]

24. If you don't stop it soon

I'll be singing praises to the Lord just like with my fundie friend. :P

a little harder with the swats Rev. ;-)

[DarkmoonIkonoklast]

43. What's this, Rev? Conspiracy to commit pleasure?

(sheesh! NOW I'm editing typos in the SUBJECT line!!! :blush:)

[DarkmoonIkonoklast]

46. I'll confessed to being underloved lately...

... given that the ladies here are not only heart-strong and mind-right, but also flat-out adorable, it's no wonder (at least to me) that the hormones get juiced up in this room...


I've always said:

when the mind is strong and the heart is right,

the juices will bubble and flow all night!

You ladies would make a priest forsake his vows... AND forget the altar boys!

[Robeson]

22. All I can say is....

...pot meet kettle....:spray: :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

26. *snork*

:spray: :spray: :spray:

[Robeson]

30. I take it, you didn't buy Buffy's newfound....

...puritanism either, huh?....:rofl: :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

32. Um.....

Hell no! That would be as believable as MY newfound puritanism! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[NMMNG]

29. I have no idea what you are talking about

[billyskank]

27. I disclaim all responsibility

nothing to do with me! :D

:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

39. billyskank

[XemaSab]

33. I must get even more frigid and repressed to balance you out!

Fie, wench!

[NMMNG]

37. Goodness, don't do that!

Here, have some motivation!

[DarkmoonIkonoklast]

44. NO!!!

Let me repeat:

NO!!!

[In_The_Wind]

34. I'm innocent! Really I am!

[Robeson]

36. Joan, you go Girl!!!....

...BEST SMILEY YET!!...:headbang:

[In_The_Wind]

40. I love you Robeson!

Have a cookie ~

[Robeson]

45. That goes ditto for me Joan, and the cookies were great...

...now I'm going to have a cup of soymilk with my cookies!...:9

[In_The_Wind]

66. I'm glad you enjoyed them.

*tapping foot* Did you remember to share?

[sarge43]

47. You don't get out much, do you Buffy?

:evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

58. Does it show that much?

:cry:

[sarge43]

70. If you consider this gang oversexed,

spend an evening with a boozed up bunch of Scottish bagpipers or share shower facilities with a pack of flight line wrenchers and ammomen or ... well, nuff said. These things are relative.

[GalleryGod]

48. Sorry. Couldn't Help it!

[Deja Q]

50. More like undersexed, surely?

:rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

61. My sentiments exactly.

[Ellen Forradalom]

51. And underserviced

The lethal combination.

[Left Is Write]

52. "You all"?

[NMMNG]

57. As you can see, I haven't lost my Yankee roots

Otherwise I would have said "Y'all".

[Robeson]

60. Now wait a minute Buffy. What part of the North are you from?....

...When I was up there, y'all always said..."Youuss Guys"....;-)

[NMMNG]

62. "Youuss Guys"?

That sounds more like New York. I'm a former Masshole myself. I never developed a New England/Boston accent though, or any accent for that matter, though I might have a few terms picked up from regional dialect.

[Robeson]

63. You nailed it. I always spent my time in New York, though I have...

...visited other New England states. You'd be surprised, "youus Guys" even creeps to up-state New York!

[Left Is Write]

69. LOL!

No, what I mean is - every single one of us? All of us? Everyone?

[NMMNG]

72. Well, maybe I shouldn't be so inclusive

I should have said "so many of you". :silly:

[Hugin]

54. Hmm... And that's with a marked decrease in M.A.T.C.O.M. influence.

*scratches head*

Dunno...

[RedCloud]

56. What do you mean you can't get over us?

That certainly has no hidden innuendo...;)

[NMMNG]

59. It wasn't meant to

Unlike this

[MrScorpio]

64. Sorry, my dear. But the fact is that you UNDERsexed

Catch up, babe

[Starbucks Anarchist]

65. ROTFLMAO!

Oversexed? :rofl:
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Oh, God, I'm so lonely. :cry:

[baldguy]

67. We won a contest.

[DS1]

68. I'll get over YOU when that guy in your sig stops trying to seduce the cow

:eyes:

[donheld]

71. Makes me feel like me and my friends aren't so unusual

:bounce::bounce::bounce:

[TennesseeRain]

73. And your point would be...

What exactly? I don't get it. :silly:

[XemaSab]

74. Hang out here another week

and you'll find out. I promise.

[cynatnite]

75. This is my idea of speed skating...

http://www.skatelog.com/skaters/kip-carpenter/photos03.htm

I'd post the pic...well, take a look. ;)