CONFESS!!! What are you capable of doing after a Beer or Two

[LynneSin]

of course I don't expect anyone here to be capable of going human hunting, I'm sure we've all done a crazy thing or so after 'a Beer or Two'. Confess your craziest action!!

Mine? I mooned a police officer. This was back in high school and I had a butt worth showing off but we thought it was our friends in the car behind us but instead it turned out to be a PA State Police officer.

Oddly enough that guy became the Mayor of a neighboring town a few years later. I'd like to think my butt inspired him!

[REDKING]

1. Dance..I can only dance after a beer or two.

[LynneSin]

3. Dance AND Sing Karoke

Don't try to get me to do either without first providing a beer or two

[ps1074]

20. Me too

I become a dance machine after a couple of beers :rofl:

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[LaurenG]

4. I actually enjoyed watching the male strippers

at a bachelor-ette party and I stuffed a lot of green in some man thongs. That too was a while ago but I know myself well enough that if I should have the opportunity I may just do it again.:bounce:

[Burma Jones]

5. Peeing.....

Actually, I am a joyful and exuberant drunk. It probably stems from the fact that I don't drink all that often.....

[kwassa]

49. Two beers does very little .... unless on an empty stomach.

with food, no biggie.

I'd probably go wild and have more taco chips and salsa.

[kedrys]

6. Switch to whiskey

or vodka, if said "beers" were flavored malt beverages. :P

[Squatch]

7. My bowling game gets better.

[flvegan]

8. Depends on the beers. I mean, if it's a couple Foster's oil cans

then I could probably do everything, but not as well and while slurring my speech. Same if it's a couple pints at the local brewhouse, cuz that is some strooooooong stuff.

[BarbaRosa]

9. I can

tug on Superman's cape
spit into the wind
pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And mess around with Jim'

you did say after a few beers, right?

[LynneSin]

10. for now, until I decide to scrub the title of this thread

:P

[kick-ass-bob]

11. uhh, having another beer or two.

:7

[ThomCat]

12. Falling down

Not that I need much help with that.

[KitchenWitch]

13. Knock a portapotty over with my former boyfriend inside

Door side down!

[DS1]

14. Going out and getting the next 2

Beer or two? pfft. Unless it's some extremely high-test German triple-bock, or Dogfish Head Raison D'Extra I'll be fine after one or two.

[LynneSin]

17. Dogfish Head Raison D'Extra - that's some good Delaware Beer

:bounce:

You forgot Elephant Malt - that stuff could knock you on your ass after 1 or 2

[DS1]

19. Elephant isn't that strong, to me

If you want to get knocked off your ass and don't care about taste - Steel Reserve - nasty nasty rotgut crap but it's about a buck fifty for 24 oz

Good for broke-ass college students, despite being marketed towards the 'urban' areas

[LynneSin]

24. Our really cheapass beer of choice was Generic Beer

$4/case

But honestly, I still think that stuff tasted better than Coors Light

[mikeytherat]

47. Ours was Kroger "Cost Cutter" brand beer

with the little scissors and yellow label of all their "Cost Cutter" line of products!

It was still better than Milwaukee's Beast.

mikey_the_rat

[Beer Snob-50]

37. Elephant Malt???

Please explain...

[LynneSin]

44. Well, I should say Elephant Beer

It has a higher alcohol content than normal beer but unlike malts and other similiar beers - this actually tastes good

[Reverend_Smitty]

15. Dance on barstools...

something that I wouldn't be able to do sober, and it's funny how my balance on them also improves with more liquor

[Redstone]

16. Two beers? No effect on me whatsoever.

But to answer your question, I have never done anything under the influence of any amount of alcohol that was out of character, or anything that I would not have done sober. Except walk home instead of driving.

I'm no damn fun at all.

Redstone

[Ron Mexico]

18. Ordering a third?

Seriously, all one or two beers does is make my dart game a little sharper (no pun intended).

[BikeWriter]

21. After a beer or two I usually have many more.

[Catchawave]

22. Hunting for a Ladies Room :)

I tell ya.....

[jane_pippin]

23. Whiskey shots.

And then, lookout! I just might try to make you play pinball with me. (I'm a pretty tame drunk).

[mdmc]

25. never did anything crazy

except passing out in historic Savannah, GA.

[LostinVA]

26. Run up an down a bar singing "Minstrel Boy"

But only on March 17, and only after 10-15 Guinness.

And, snogging with a chick I know is probably really straight, but is also really, really cute.

[LynneSin]

27. Boundaries of straight/not-straight tend to bend after a few beers

:D

[LostinVA]

56. Trust me, I've used that to my advantage over the years

When the Guinness is drunk, the closet comes open....

WTF???? Your hearts are breeding like frigging guppies! You are so buying them for yourself...

Men's skating tonight.

[LaraMN]

28. I'm usually goofier sober than most people I know are with several drinks

in them.

Add in enough alcohol to get me extra giggly and typically, I promptly pass out. :P

[Taverner]

29. Speaking fluent Spanish

I can read and write fluently, but conversing is hard for me - unless I have a beer. Then I open up and can even do regional accents

[Celeborn Skywalker]

36. Same with me

Weird how it works that way, huh?

[LeftyMom]

30. I get horny, then I fall asleep

The problem is there isn't enough time between one and the other to do anything but make an idiot of myself. Is it any wonder I don't drink often?

[plcdude]

31. same with me

but then I usually have time (2 minutes) between the two to accomplish my needs.

[LeftyMom]

34. That's the problem

If I've been drinking much, it takes me longer than that to get undressed. :blush:

[LaraMN]

35. Lol! I know exactly what you mean!

I know for.a.FACT. that my husband starts watching me a few drinks in, to make sure I don't hit the "she's going to fall asleep in the car" stage, before it's time to leave! :rofl:

[GalleryGod]

39. Now THAT is funny!

[methinks2]

32. dancing and singing all by myself

:toast:

[taterguy]

33. Go sledding naked

Oh wait, I was sober when I did that. Nevermind.

[giant_robot]

38. Eat Hot Pockets

:puke:

[LynneSin]

45. Me? I would eat those cheese & cracker thingies

the ones with the cheese on one side and crackers on the other and a little red doohickie to spread the cheese.

It's the only thing I ever shopped lifted in my lifetime

[Borgnine]

40. Okay, here's mine.

I stripped down to just my boxers and ran out of the house into the dead of night. My friends found me a half mile later along the side of the road, quoting Back to the Future.

I haven't drank since.

[Oeditpus Rex]

41. Drinking eight or 10 more

Then getting really stupid, falling down a lot, throwing up and passing out.

Which is why I don't do it anymore.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

42. What am I capable of doing after a beer or two?

Why, whatever I goddamn feel like doing, of course!


:rofl:

[against all enemies]

43. I could shoot a quail off my asshole buddies' head.

[Left Is Write]

46. Um...I can bowl better.

It doesn't seem to affect my dart game one way or the other.

[In_The_Wind]

48. A beer or two won't affect my actions very much at all.

However I do find your story interesting.

Now if you want to check back with me after a martini or two well ...

[LynneSin]

50. Well Dick was only drinking a beer or two so that's the question

:D

[In_The_Wind]

52. I've got enough good sense not to drive or play with guns if I'm drinking

:)

[LynneSin]

53. I would also have to add in Lingerie shopping

one time after 5 Long Island Iced Teas I bought some really strange stuff

[In_The_Wind]

54. Oh My! I do love Peach Long Island Iced Tea.

maybe that explains it

[Call Me Wesley]

51. These two?

Holding my Nobel Prize acceptance speech, if there were such a thing. Or just sitting very, very still and trying to not even move the head.

[Patiod]

55. Smoke

I can't smoke sober. I did a show once that called for me to smoke in the script, and it was horrible and disgusting.

Of course, at the cast parties after several beers, I was bumming smokes right and left.