Did you know that a testicle can be fractured?

[LaraMN]

It happened to my husband a few years ago.:scared:

[KitchenWitch]

1. That sounds very unpleasant

[LaraMN]

3. It warranted a morphine drip.

Particularly during the testicular ultrasound.

[Redstone]

2. Broke his balls one too many times, did you?

(Sorry, but you knew I wouldn't be able to resist.)

Redstone

[LaraMN]

6. Me? A ball-buster?

:dilemma:

[Redstone]

9. I know you're not. But I couldn't resist.

And hey, I know a guy who had a fractured penis! Oooooooouch!

Redstone

[DS1]

4. You had to wear the boots to bed, didn't you

[LaraMN]

5. Steel toes, to be exact.

:rofl:

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. My wife showed me this thread.

Thanks for giving her ideas. x(

[KitchenWitch]

12. Like you do not deserve it!

:rofl:

[nickgutierrez]

39. You'll only get a fractured testicle if you've been doing something wrong.

Have you?

Ok, bad question. What is it that you've been doing?

[BEZERKO]

40. likewise

I almost typed "ditto." Think I might have lost one, if my better half knew I used the oxycontin addict's catch phrase.

:scared:I love you honey! :loveya:

[BikeWriter]

8. Please!!!!111

[ghostsofgiants]

10. ...

:cry:

[ps1074]

11. is this for real?

I am sorry for your husband... I just can't believe a testicle can fracture.

[LaraMN]

20. Yup. It was a softball injury.

The images of his testicle were circulated throughout hospital staff. They were quite impressed. Ironically, I'd gotten pregnant, probably the week before it happened.:rofl:

[Shine]

13. I have never heard of such a thing. Yikes!!

didn't even know it was POSSIBLE. :scared:

I'm sorry your hubby had to go through that.

[LaurenG]

14. Reading stuff like this makes my husband woozy

I don't think I'll tell him about it.

[billyskank]

15. Are you sure it wasn't ruptured?

Either way... x(

[Bombero1956]

16. must be

a hell of a sling, or does he have to put it in a cast.

[LaraMN]

21. No, it was fractured.

No treatment- just pain meds (and boy, did he need those!)

[raccoon]

17. How do you do that?

Might be a way to protect oneself from a would-be rapist.

[Hugin]

18. *wince*

*flinch*

*automatic protective posture reflex*

*faint*

*klunk*

[flvegan]

19. Cracked nuts?

Who'da thunk it?

[av8rdave]

22. Hopefully he wasn't asking a lot of people to sign his cast!

n/t

[northzax]

23. no, but I know they can be 'ruptured'

I once did it to someone in a soccer game. Hey, don't want to get hit, stay the fuck out of my 6 meter box. I jump with one knee up, felt bad about it too. and yes, he was called for the penalty, not me.

[windlight]

26. a friend

of mine riped the sac for much the same reason... I never knew so much blood could run out that quickly... (luckily the hospital was right across the street from the soccer fields.)


Other wise...OUCH!!!!

[northzax]

28. mmm, it wasn't pleasant

and obviously less pleasant for the recipient. It the second most gruesome sports incident I have been involved in a game with (the other was completely unrelated to me, thankfuly, but I saw, and heard, break his femur on the basketball court. that snap haunted my dreams for a long time.

[Ron Mexico]

I could have done nicely without that knowledge. Really.

:scared:

[RevCheesehead]

24. That is one injury that I refuse to pray over....

if they want a "laying on of hands."

Same for prostate surgery. :P

[ZombieNixon]

25. ...

x(

That is all.

[fizzgig]

27. i don't even have those parts

and that makes me want to curl up in a ball and cry

[RedCloud]

29. bring it on!

I am fearing no pain today!

[jakefrep]

30. I did not know that....

...and I am quite glad I did not find out about it the hard way.

:yoiks:

[LeftyMom]

31. I had a coworker who broke his penis

(he ripped the erectile tissue) while having sex with a woman other than his wife. I bet he had a hard time explaining that. :evilgrin:

[Wapsie B]

32. Good lord what position were they in?

Musta been a rough old time. :evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

34. I don't even want to know

:scared:

[Xithras]

33. That reminds me, I gotta update my living will.

I must leave clear instructions that my doctors ARE to pull the plug if I ever rupture a testicle. I've been hit there, HARD, a few times and know what how painful that can be. I can't imagine wanting to live through a ruptured one.

By the way, there were some researchers a number of years back who were monitoring the brains of women giving birth who compared their results to brainscans of men following testicle injuries. They determined that getting kicked in the nuts is just as painful as childbirth (shorter duration of course, but just as painful), so it reasons that actually BREAKING your balls would be MORE painful than childbirth.

Yeowch.

[windlight]

35. And one more

a Frat bother while still in high school was a hockey goalie and took a slap shot right they busting the cup and destroying one of the jewels... the other was fine and he is a Doctor now... (was still playing goalie last i heard)

[LeftyMom]

36. I actually inflicted that injury on somebody once

Stupid fucker shoudn't have touched my sister. :grr: That was almost two decades ago, but if I see him he's gonna lose the other one. I'm an evil bitch with a long memory. :evilgrin:

[REDKING]

38. I so glad I'm not that fella....

[hfojvt]

37. "Mother, do you think they'll try to break

my balls. Oooooh, ah, mother should I build a wall? :hide:


PS. This is my 6,666th post. I hope it is evil enough.