I've been in Area 51 for 2 years - no one posted under my name, did they?

[Rabrrrrrr]

While I was gone? For the last 2 years?

I'm just curious.

:tinfoilhat::tinfoilhat::tinfoilhat::tinfoilhat::tinfoilhat::tinfoilhat:

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Tell me, how do you feel about Thomas Kinkade?......

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Who's that? Is it a new pop band?

I love pop music!

[Misunderestimator]

2. Yeah... no... who are you?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. Well there was some guy going by the name of Rabrrrrr

But he couldn't fool us.

[qnr]

5. Nah, but there was some guy named Ed McMahon looking for you - about

a check or something. We had to send him away since we didn't know where you were.

[SofaKingLiberal]

6. Well, I haven't been here for more than two years, but I can tell you

that whoever was posting under your name is a crazy mother fucker.

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[SOteric]

7. You mean like the guy claiming to be David Cross

and offering up a rant a day for the last 24 months?

Mehbe.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. So it sounds like someone's been using my account - I was afraid of that.

Sigh...

Well, all I can do is accept it, forgive that person, and sit back with the Billy Joel In Russia videos and drink a couple appletini's to take away the sense of being violated.

MMmmmmm MMMmmMMMMM! Ain't nothing like an appletini to cap the day and take the evil away.