Official Dick Cheney Prayer Thread

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

Oh, Infinite Creator,
In all your infinity-ness,
Look down on your child, Dick Cheney.

Grant him instant karma.
Treble.






Please share your prayers for Mr. Cheney here in this thread.

[mac56]

1. Dear God, we pray for the office of the Vice President.

Help keep our people safe.

And grant Dick Cheney all he richly deserves. Amen.

[babylonsister]

2. We need some divine retribution...now! nt

[Junkdrawer]

3. Lord: We know the wheels of justice grind slowly but exceedingly fine...

But could you see fit to speed them up just a bit?

Amen.

[LaurenG]

4. Would you mind saying a silent one

for the rest of the "crew" as well? ;-)

[Viva_La_Revolution]

5. Tom, you need to fix your prayer!

Karma comes back Sevenfold. :evilgrin:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

7. Which trebeled, would give him a 21 gun salute?

:evilgrin: +

[Viva_La_Revolution]

8. ah so!

forgive me master, for questioning your wisdom!



:evilgrin:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

9. LOL, Grasshopper. Can you take the pebble from my hand?

[texas1928]

6. Oh Lord...

Dick Cheney and the whole Cheney administration need a "Come to Jesus Meeting."

Please provide that for them.

Oh and while I am here, Smiting them is not a bad idea either.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

10. O Great Bacchus, Roman god of wine and inebriation

I promise to ornament a goat with chaplets of flowers, and carry it triumphantly to the hall of your temple and give sacrifice in the name of Dick Cheney, so that you may continue to bless him with merriment and joyful intoxication in all his present and future bacchanales.

[VOX]

11. Dear Lord, deliver us from evil. Please. Seriously.

Anytime. Whenever you're ready -- 'cause we sure are!!!!!!

Amen. O8)

[SofaKingLiberal]

12. As an athiest...

I'm a little irked at the idea of this man not burning in hell for eternity.


:yoiks:

[LeftyMom]

13. May he gets what he deserves

No more, no less.

[njdemocrat106]

14. AMEN!

Can I get a witness? :D

[Swamp Rat]

15. LOL!

:D