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enigami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-17-06 08:15 PM
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The man I suspect is having an affair with my wife invited me to go
quail hunting this weekend. Should I go?
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-17-06 08:18 PM
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1. Only if you're the Vice President.
Otherwise, you might get in trouble if you shoot him.

Redstone
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enigami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-17-06 08:23 PM
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3. Do you think they would suspect something
if I went quail hunting with 00 buckshot?
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-17-06 08:26 PM
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4. Just say it's for "pre-pureeing" the quail.
Redstone
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-17-06 08:18 PM
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2. Hide under your bed! No, on second thought, he might be there.
:shrug:
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