Thought you could use a laugh.

[madokie]

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic
name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic
name of acetaminophen. Aleve is also called naproxen. Amoxil is also
called amoxicillin and Advil is also called ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it
recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadud, Mydixadrupin,
Mydixarizin, Dixafix and, of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man
to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer
call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of
"cocktails," "highballs," and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will
market the new concoction under the name of "MOUNT & DO."

[AmyDeLune]

1. Kick! n/t ;-D

[MarianJack]

2. OH FUNNY!!!!!!!

:spray: :rofl: :applause:

[SofaKingLiberal]

3. Where's the link to Onion?

:shrug:

[northofdenali]

4. LMAO'd and forwarded to all and suncry!

:rofl:

Good one, madokie - spouse is still giggling, and he doesn't giggle easily!