I keep getting emails selling penis enlargers. Which one's the best &

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

wo gave these people my name?

[LisaL]

1. Didn't your dog just bite it off?

What do even need it for?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

2. That was just a testicle! No Problem!

[sendero]

3. None work..

.... when someone comes up with that, they won't have to send out spam, the emails will come to them.

What cracks me up is the claims. They range from 1-2" improvement to a doubling of size. I dunno, double size might be too big :)

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[Roon]

5. I remember seeing an ad for a penis enlarger

and it was an attachment that you put on the end of your penis. Like no one is gonna notice that!!

[jmowreader]

6. Just tie a brick to it

It won't work any better than the ones supposedly sold via spam, but bricks are 34 cents apiece.

[mongo]

7. Unless it's a mail-order surgery class

it won't do you any good -- neither will the mail-order surgery class either.

Although some of the creams and pills with l-argenine (sp?) will give you a firmer erection.

[REP]

8. I Need To Know, Too

Mine's so small it can hardly be seen. Might have something to do with being a girl, but those emails say I need help, and I need it NOW.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

9. And we all know that the emails know!