songs that remind you of an axe

[Robb]

[philosophie_en_rose]

1. I'm a lumberjack and that's okay...

:)

[Arugula Latte]

2. Lizzie Borden took an axe

and gave her mother 40 whacks
When she saw what she had done
She gave her father 41.

Okay, not a song, but you could sort of sing it!

[khashka]

3. One of my turns

Day after day, love turns grey
Like the skin of a dying man.
Night after night, we pretend its all right
But I have grown older and
You have grown colder and
Nothing is very much fun any more.
And I can feel one of my turns coming on.
I feel cold as a razor blade,
Tight as a tourniquet,
Dry as a funeral drum.
Run to the bedroom,
In the suitcase on the left
You'll find my favorite axe.
Don't look so frightened
This is just a passing phase,
One of my bad days.
Would you like to watch T.V.?
Or get between the sheets?
Or contemplate the silent freeway?
Would you like something to eat?
Would you like to learn to fly?
Would'ya?
Would you like to see me try?
Would you like to call the cops?
Do you think it's time I stopped?
Why are you running away?




:) Not really funny, huh?

Khash.

[Canuckistanian]

4. Chop Three Times on the ceiling if you want me.....

That's what I thought it was when I was a kid.