I saw the strangest bumper sticker today

[proud2BlibKansan]

IF IT'S NOT A BABY
YOU ARE NOT PREGNANT

:wtf:

[Dave Reynolds]

1. Anti-choice logic.

Simple, yet unfathomable.

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. It doesn't make any sense to me

Is that because I am a reasonable thinker?

[Dave Reynolds]

5. Well, we tend to actually try to process words

into something conceptually understandable, where the fundie bumpersticker makers seem to think any jingoistic gibberish makes sense.

[Left Is Write]

6. That is correct.

Reasonable thinkers will see that bumper sticker as purely nonsensical, as it is.

Whoever wrote it is good with pithiness, bad with logic.

[tigereye]

2. huh

I want to have a bumper sticker made that says, "if you are pro-life, then take care of kids OUTSIDE the womb."

[Ravenseye]

4. Love the logic

People are silly....

How bout

If you want to prevent me from having an abortion,
can I force you to have a vasectomy? Mind your business.

[proud2BlibKansan]

7. Now that makes sense

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. Now that's the most bizarre bumpersticker I have EVER seen!

If you even look at it for more than a moment, you can see it makes NO sense at all.....

NONE.....

So what is the woman, if she's not pregnant? I guess the person never heard the word embryo, or fetus!

That's what a baby is, before it gets to viability!

The struggle continues.......:banghead:

[proud2BlibKansan]

11. Life in red state hell

It can be very interesting.

This car - that had the bumper sticker - was being driven by a frumpy older woman who had a dog in her lap. The dog was sticking its head out the window and jumping around. I don't know how she could see to drive. I got around her as quickly as I could. :scared:

[ProfessorGAC]

9. Actually, It's Perfect!

Because if woman has an abortion, but it was only a fetus, then it wasn't a baby, she wasn't pregnant, and she couldn't have had an abortion. It was merely a medical procedure that is nobody else's business. (Which is what it should be anyway.)

The illogic paints them directly into a trap they set for themselves.
The Professor

[proud2BlibKansan]

12. Thank you Professor

That was my first thought as well. It's really more pro choice than anti choice.

[Kali]

23. that's kind of how I was reading it

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. so do other animals not get pregnant

my cat gots pregnant and ended up spitting out kittens, not babies

[proud2BlibKansan]

13. LOL

Good one.

[elehhhhna]

14. If it IS a fetus, what are you then? duh.

[hippywife]

15. I saw a strange one the other day, too.

It said UNBELIEVABUSH. I really didn't know how to interpret that. He's either totally in love with the guy or he's rightly calling him a liar. :shrug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

16. My dear hippywife......

I think that it rightly calls * a liar...

:hi:

[hippywife]

17. Forever the optimist you are, CP!

That's what's so loveable about you! I'd like to think that, too.

[Deja Q]

18. Means your belly is due to underexercise or overeating...

:D

[EstimatedProphet]

19. I laughed when I first saw it

I thought it was a slam against fundies. I wonder if they know it has that effect...

I have never heard anyone claim that it isn't a 'baby'. Fetus is a stage in development of a baby. Do they not know this?

[proud2BlibKansan]

20. Well the driver did seem pretty clueless.

[flvegan]

21. "IT?" Is a baby an "it" I ask?

You see a baby in a stroller, so cute...the baby is wearing a pink jumper, what might you ask? "What's it's name?" Not likely. "What's HER name?" maybe. They don't even get their own shit.

[Gold Metal Flake]

22. If it's not your womb, shut the fuck up.

[Kali]

24. yep that's about it.