Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

[Renew Deal]

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can 't shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
A woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
Gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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[BikeWriter]

1. .

:popcorn:

[In_The_Wind]

2. Is this thread because I didn't buy you a drink on Saturday night.

You don't have to get all huffy about it you know. There's always next time.

[Renew Deal]

5. lol

Not at all. Just having some fun. :hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. i should have spanked you in advance for this

:spank:

[In_The_Wind]

4. Perhaps you should have!

:hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. hi!

it was great meeeting you!

[In_The_Wind]

9. Yes, I really did enjoy meeting you.

You should come up to Woodstock sometime this summer. I think you might find it very interesting.

[Renew Deal]

6. It's not too late.

:9

[Crazy Guggenheim]

8. You know I think women should just listen up to those wise words.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Renew Deal]

11. lol

There is a lesson from everything. Maybe?

[hfojvt]

10. people have bought pizza for less

:hide:

[KitchenWitch]

12. I am not sure you have enough...

:popcorn: for this thread.

[Le Taz Hot]

13. As an active feminist for 30+ years,

I thought they were funnier than shit! :toast:

[Renew Deal]

14. This is sort of

an experiment. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4682082

[Le Taz Hot]

16. I thought those were funny as well.

I removed myself from NOW membership back in the mid 70's because of their incessant "all men are dogs" POV. It seems perfectly OK to bash men but women happen to be sacrosanct? Puleeeze! That's what *I* call sexism.

[Beer Snob-50]

15. wedding cake diminishes sex drive by 90%

i thought it was closer to 100%