People who work in offices, listen up:

[Squatch]

If you find that you're sick...a lot...like more than once a month. Got the sniffles, a cough, or the black plague. You need to get your ass to a hospital or back home.

I don't particularly enjoy listening to you suck snot back into your sinuses or the occasional nasal blast into a tissue or do the "I'm-sick-so-I-have-to-sigh-every-ten-seconds" thing. Goddamnit, people like you really piss me off.

And you better not be drinking your fluids from a Nalgene bottle.

[Renew Deal]

1. You can always kill them with a claw hammer.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4779934

[Squatch]

3. Yep, put them out of my misery.

[LostinVA]

2. How about if it is a Big Ass Nalgene bottle?