SHOCKER! Tom Cruise wants to SUE over breakup story. SHOCKER!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

NOTICE: Tom Cruise has announced that he plans to sue YOU for reading this thread. That is all.

February 21, 2006
Tom Cruise might sue over split story

According to his lawyer, Tom Cruise is considering suing Life & Style magazine for claiming that he split with Katie Holmes and implying that the two were going to continue faking their relationship for good publicity.

Cruise is set to meet with his lawyer Fields this week to discuss possible action against the publication. Fields says, "This is a disgusting and malicious story. t is unequivocally false and I have already demanded a retraction. I will be sitting down with Tom in the next couple of days to discuss this story, and ultimately it's his call as to whether we bring a lawsuit. But if it was up to me, I would sue."

Considering Tom Cruise has a lot of money, enjoys suing people, and is generally insane, I think it's a safe bet to assume he'll go ahead with the lawsuit. When your world revolves around worshipping space aliens and bending young impressionable women to your will, suing magazines is really no big deal.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/02/21/tom_cruise_may_sue_over_split_1.html

[gollygee]

1. Maybe this is why he likes Scientology so much

he's attracted to their love of lawsuits

[LostinVA]

2. He really is such a little freak

And Nicole is now with that nice lad Keith Urban... who's actually talented AND good-looking.

[AlCzervik]

3. i think he's always been this nuts, he just hid it better before.

go away Tom.

[terrya]

4. Ok, I read it. Tom, good luck getting anything out of me.

Moneywise.

He's just fucking ridiculous. Who even takes him seriously anymore? A weirdo paranoid freak.

[henslee]

6. Perhaps he needs psychiatry.

[DarienComp]

5. Once again, Tom Cruise AND his lawyers

doth protest too much.

[asthmaticeog]

7. In Scientology, lawsuits are a religious sacrament.

[Fenris]

11. It's Communion for people who believe in Alien Jesus.

[philosophie_en_rose]

8. When a South Park caricature is more credible than you,

you might be a certain scientologist.

[mondo joe]

9. I wonder if there is an alternate universe Tom who didn't get

hooked into Scientology and turned out to be a great guy.

[Deja Q]

10. Every other celeb has to endure the tabloids. He's not special...

Now if the pompous twit did a class action suit, then I'd not only openly respect him, I'd agree with him on the motive for the suit too.

Still, he's in it for him for whatever reason; which is probably selfishness.

Oh, a reputation is brought about by the deed, not the word. And the rep Cruise is trying to protect doesn't exist. He's inadvertantly made a bigger rep... :(

[ronnykmarshall]

12. Miss Cruise needs to grow a thicker skin.

FYI - If you're reading this Tommy, sue ME motherfucker.

[philosophie_en_rose]

13. No kidding. Life is not the Lounge.

You don't get to have the mods delete people you don't like.

[XemaSab]

14. Shit. The Lounge is not the Lounge.

I only WISH the mods deleted people I didn't like! x(

[BlueIris]

15. God. Could he please GIVE IT UP? Even I'm tired.

And I was kind of enjoying watching him and Kate get kicked around out there.

[PatGund]

16. *Chuckle*

I figured their relationship was either:

a) a scam and a front for Cruise, or

b) Tom forgot to check and make sure Katie was OT III before implanting a body thetan.........